Billion bucks lotto

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10-20-2018, 08:30 PM
walrus

Billion bucks lotto

Damn we have to big lottery’s going on right now. One hit a billion the other is at 400 million. Tickets are two bucks each odds are over 1 in 300 million. Quite impressive. Some people go crazy with this shit. Most I spend is ten bucks. It’s worth having a few hours thinking of what you would do if u won.

The jackpot in the Mega Millions soared Friday to a record-setting $1 billion, the largest Mega Millions prize ever, for the drawing tonight at 11 p.m. EDT.

People stand in line to purchase Mega Millions tickets in Washington, D.C., on October 19, 2018, as the jackpot nears $1 billion.
People stand in line to purchase Mega Millions tickets in Washington, D.C., on October 19, 2018, as the jackpot nears $1 billion.
JIM WATSON, AFP/GETTY IMAGES
It will be the second-largest jackpot for any game played in the United States, behind the Jan. 13, 2016, Powerball of $1,586,400,000 split three ways in California, Tennessee and Melbourne Beach, Florida.
10-20-2018, 08:56 PM
El Kabong

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I got my ticket
10-20-2018, 09:10 PM
walrus

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

I got my ticket

Even after taxes you would prob get a check for 500 million. I’ll send everyone here but master a check.
10-20-2018, 10:41 PM
brocktonblockbust

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Stuff again.........

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10-20-2018, 10:45 PM
brocktonblockbust

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I'm gonna win it B, and buy 75 AND 76 Strawberry Lane.

Gwanna buy yo ass out yo
10-20-2018, 11:05 PM
walrus

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Oddly I’ve seen a few shows about lottery winners. There were more than a couple who stated they wish they had never won as they were harassed to the umpteenth degree. People seeking them out hitting them up for money.
10-20-2018, 11:50 PM
Spicoli

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Saw earlier that Floyd bought 2k worth of tickets :-X. Hey if means he doesn't fight another boxing novice and have it called historical then I'm rooting for him.
10-21-2018, 12:08 AM
Alpha

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

I got my ticket

Even after taxes you would prob get a check for 500 million. I’ll send everyone here but master a check.

Poor Master, I'll give him some of my share. And thanks by the way. Some goes, if I win everyone here gets a dollar ;)
10-21-2018, 12:26 AM
walrus

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

Saw earlier that Floyd bought 2k worth of tickets :-X. Hey if means he doesn't fight another boxing novice and have it called historical then I'm rooting for him.

Last time it got to an insane level some lady spent all her savingsand lost everything. She started a go fund me page and people actually gave her money
10-21-2018, 12:27 AM
p4pking

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Originally Posted by walrus

Oddly I’ve seen a few shows about lottery winners. There were more than a couple who stated they wish they had never won as they were harassed to the umpteenth degree. People seeking them out hitting them up for money.

Hey, let’s get real here. your winning the lottery had nothing to do with being harassed to the umpteenth degree, you wretched mess.
10-21-2018, 12:47 AM
Spicoli

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

Saw earlier that Floyd bought 2k worth of tickets :-X. Hey if means he doesn't fight another boxing novice and have it called historical then I'm rooting for him.

Last time it got to an insane level some lady spent all her savingsand lost everything. She started a go fund me page and people actually gave her money

I can't say I wouldn't go off kilter walking around with those winnings. The whole one time pay out or payments always seems funny. Love to have that type of dilemma ;D.
10-21-2018, 12:50 AM
walrus

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Originally Posted by walrus

Oddly I’ve seen a few shows about lottery winners. There were more than a couple who stated they wish they had never won as they were harassed to the umpteenth degree. People seeking them out hitting them up for money.

Hey, let’s get real here. your winning the lottery had nothing to do with being harassed to the umpteenth degree, you wretched mess.

tough talk from a guy coming from a country with a leaf as a fag.... I mean flag
10-21-2018, 12:56 AM
p4pking

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Originally Posted by walrus

Oddly I’ve seen a few shows about lottery winners. There were more than a couple who stated they wish they had never won as they were harassed to the umpteenth degree. People seeking them out hitting them up for money.

Hey, let’s get real here. your winning the lottery had nothing to do with being harassed to the umpteenth degree, you wretched mess.

tough talk from a guy coming from a country with a leaf as a fag.... I mean flag

Hey, it’s a hell of a lot better than coming from a country with a flag as your fucking face.
10-21-2018, 01:14 AM
walrus

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Originally Posted by walrus

Oddly I’ve seen a few shows about lottery winners. There were more than a couple who stated they wish they had never won as they were harassed to the umpteenth degree. People seeking them out hitting them up for money.

Hey, let’s get real here. your winning the lottery had nothing to do with being harassed to the umpteenth degree, you wretched mess.

tough talk from a guy coming from a country with a leaf as a fag.... I mean flag

Hey, it’s a hell of a lot better than coming from a country with a flag as your fucking face.

I think u got that comeback from the weekly reader
10-21-2018, 04:34 AM
Master

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I would go crazy if I won the lottery and splash out on a family car, invest in property, paint the house white, give everyone in the street £10 voucher and go on a date with Beyonce.
10-21-2018, 05:07 AM
walrus

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I would go crazy if I won the lottery and splash out on a family car, invest in property, paint the house white, give everyone in the street £10 voucher and go on a date with Beyonce.

Shit with 500 million u wouldn’t need to stress investment. Just keep it safe and get 2-3% and you are good. Why paint the house white? Is it an envy thing. If u did have that much money we would make u an honorary white guy anyway
10-21-2018, 05:40 AM
walrus

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You are approximately 50 times more likely to get hit by lighting and die than win this thing
10-21-2018, 06:25 AM
Alpha

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Originally Posted by Master

I would go crazy if I won the lottery and splash out on a family car, invest in property, paint the house white, give everyone in the street £10 voucher and go on a date with Beyonce.

Even with 1 billion, Beyonce ain't touching your ass :D

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Originally Posted by walrus

You are approximately 50 times more likely to get hit by lighting and die than win this thing

Master will take those odds ;)
10-21-2018, 06:28 AM
Master

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I do the Thunderball where the maximum you can win is £500,000 but the odds are a lot lower.

Won £36 when I spent £48.
10-21-2018, 07:11 AM
walrus

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Originally Posted by Master

I do the Thunderball where the maximum you can win is £500,000 but the odds are a lot lower.

Won £36 when I spent £48.

That sounds like proper lottery calculations
10-21-2018, 09:26 AM
p4pking

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If any of us get struck by lightning, everyone else is a big winner.
10-21-2018, 10:04 AM
walrus

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Well it appears no one won the jackpot which means next week it could very well be worth 1.6 billion bucks
10-21-2018, 10:06 AM
walrus

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No one correctly picked all six numbers in Friday night's Mega Millions draw, setting up a record-breaking jackpot of $1.6 billion on Tuesday.

The numbers were 15, 23, 53, 65, 70 and Mega Ball 7.

The jackpot has been growing since July, when a group of California office workers won $543 million.

Tuesday's total would eclipse the record U.S. lottery prize of $1.58 billion, given away in a Powerball jackpot drawing in 2016.

“Mega Millions has already entered historic territory, but it’s truly astounding to think that now the jackpot has reached an all-time world record,” said Gordon Medenica, Lead Director of the Mega Millions Group and Director of Maryland Lottery and Gaming. “It’s hard to overstate how exciting this is — but now it’s really getting fun.”
10-21-2018, 11:02 AM
brocktonblockbust

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I'll tell you what I'll buy a ticket on Tuesday because it's 1.6 billion dollars now. And if I win those numbers that will prove that I have good judgement and that Tyson Fury will definitely be knocking out Deontay Wilder in the seventh round with an uppercut
10-21-2018, 11:17 AM
p4pking

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Fury knocking out Wilder with an uppercut could be one of the better non sequiters I’ve heard. I really like it.
10-23-2018, 12:38 AM
Gandalf

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With a billion dollars I am buying a mega size nuclear bunker filling it with non perishable foodstuffs, high quality nutrients, precious metals and beer and rooming quarters for Brock and Walrus as we plan our revolution in the post Cultural Marxist everyone is dead new world. We will take out the other billionaires quickly as Walrus is military and Brock is powerful and black. I will lounge about in a dressing gown devising strategies on a chalk board in our main headquarters.
10-23-2018, 12:42 AM
walrus

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

With a billion dollars I am buying a mega size nuclear bunker filling it with non perishable foodstuffs, high quality nutrients, precious metals and beer and rooming quarters for Brock and Walrus as we plan our revolution in the post Cultural Marxist everyone is dead new world. We will take out the other billionaires quickly as Walrus is military and Brock is powerful and black. I will lounge about in a dressing gown devising strategies on a chalk board in our main headquarters.

Thank u miles. Unfortunately I have become a strict pacifist after my experience. I don’t even boil lobster. I am glad to join u but we will both need to hide behind black Brock
10-23-2018, 01:04 AM
Gandalf

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Well, you are still in the cabinet and the beer is there. With that money we can buy mercenaries and put them into reeducation camps. We will feed them well and style them ourselves. I will also set up a library, a music room, screening room and gym. The cats will of course be there, so we can keep Brock seperate in some kind of concealed area.
10-23-2018, 03:56 AM
Slim the BoxingManiac

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My main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody
10-23-2018, 04:12 AM
walrus

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

I'll tell you what I'll buy a ticket on Tuesday because it's 1.6 billion dollars now. And if I win those numbers that will prove that I have good judgement and that Tyson Fury will definitely be knocking out Deontay Wilder in the seventh round with an uppercut

If u do win I’ll be your best buddy for a stipend.
10-23-2018, 04:45 AM
brocktonblockbust

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Originally Posted by walrus

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

I'll tell you what I'll buy a ticket on Tuesday because it's 1.6 billion dollars now. And if I win those numbers that will prove that I have good judgement and that Tyson Fury will definitely be knocking out Deontay Wilder in the seventh round with an uppercut

If u do win I’ll be your best buddy for a stipend.

Dude, how much?
10-23-2018, 05:08 AM
brocktonblockbust

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Originally Posted by walrus

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

I'll tell you what I'll buy a ticket on Tuesday because it's 1.6 billion dollars now. And if I win those numbers that will prove that I have good judgement and that Tyson Fury will definitely be knocking out Deontay Wilder in the seventh round with an uppercut

If u do win I’ll be your best buddy for a stipend.

Dude, how much?

Nahhh never mind, ya can't buy love
10-23-2018, 03:28 PM
Slim the BoxingManiac

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I wonder if being rich will get me off probation sooner
10-23-2018, 03:31 PM
El Kabong

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Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac

I wonder if being rich will get me off probation sooner

Couldn't hurt....buy a special new squad car for the local PD and I am certain all will be forgiven. Or just buy the entire police department.
10-23-2018, 03:35 PM
Slim the BoxingManiac

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

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I wonder if being rich will get me off probation sooner

Couldn't hurt....buy a special new squad car for the local PD and I am certain all will be forgiven. Or just buy the entire police department.

Fair point
10-23-2018, 03:36 PM
El Kabong

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Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

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Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac

I wonder if being rich will get me off probation sooner

Couldn't hurt....buy a special new squad car for the local PD and I am certain all will be forgiven. Or just buy the entire police department.

Fair point

...and when they ATTEMPT to pull you over in your supercar you can all share a laugh as you zoom away at Mach 1.....on the ground
10-23-2018, 07:28 PM
brocktonblockbust

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

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Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

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Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac

I wonder if being rich will get me off probation sooner

Couldn't hurt....buy a special new squad car for the local PD and I am certain all will be forgiven. Or just buy the entire police department.

Fair point

...and when they ATTEMPT to pull you over in your supercar you can all share a laugh as you zoom away at Mach 1.....on the ground

Mach 2 even.... Fuckin Exeter n shitz
10-23-2018, 07:33 PM
Slim the BoxingManiac

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Nah I'll pull over and start fanning myself with a stack of Benjamin's and be like "what's good officer"
10-27-2018, 09:28 PM
walrus

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It appears one person won the 1.6 billion

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