Congrats Britain you have a leader
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Congrats Britain you have a leader
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The United Kingdom is truly fucked after a horny bumbling man-child who swallowed a thesaurus somehow found himself in possession of the keys to number 10 Downing street.
Boris Johnson will become the new prime minister tomorrow, in a move that is so patently ridiculous it should really be covered on the news by Stuart Hall before he tells us “here come the Belgians!”
After the wise and knowledgeable Tory party membership decided Boris should be prime minister because he reminds them of their errant grandson, the nation will now be at the mercy of a man with all the rationality and boundless enthusiasm of a labrador puppy.
“We’re fucked. Totally fucked,” explained voter Simon Williams.
“He’ll do whatever he can to take us out of the EU with no-deal, then turn us into Trump’s transatlantic lap-dogs.
“His track record is one of successfully being elected, then fucking everything up. The garden bridge, the water cannon, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. These are all massive fuck-ups he created when he wasn’t even the real boss.
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m almost beginning to feel nostalgic for Theresa May’s blundering incompetence – at least she wanted the job for the job’s sake, rather than to feed her ego.”
Another former Tory voter told us, “Seriously, everyone needs to calm down. What’s the worst that could happen?
“I think everyone is overreacting. It’s not like there is any sort of precedent for a nation electing a blond philandering gaffe-prone New York-born anti-establishment candidate who went on to make the nation his own personal plaything and a global laughing stock.
“Oh. Shit.”
https://newsthump.com/2019/07/23/nat...kfxUs5KHUGVmRc
Congrats beaner I’ll start a today in Boris threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Beanz
Go for it Wally xQuote:
Originally Posted by walrusCongrats beaner I’ll start a today in Boris threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Beanz
Ha ha @TitoFan aka tits I’m not on ignore :kissasskc4::kissasskc4:
You may soon beg to be.
Never, I understand beanzQuote:
Originally Posted by TitoFan
We have Trump mark 2 but not as intelligent, sensitive or diplomatic.
Damn
Watch No Deal Brexit be the absolute best thing ever for Britain. You HEAR all these doomsday scenarios from the EU and all, but what the fuck are they going to say? "Sure go away, who needs you and your big economy?!?! Surely not the European Union who has all the amazing economies they can handle!"
The EU will end up begging you to stay
Can't believe all the people who are in shock he won the vote - he has been a clear favorite for weeks.
Great stuff.
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Originally Posted by Mark TKO
GIVE BORIS A TRY
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Britain’s finest hour
Headline from the huffington post
Boris Johnson: Too Many Areas In The UK Where English Is Not The First Language
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Boris knows how to take care of shit
UK PM candidate Boris Johnson avoids questions about police visit
By Alistair Smout
By Alistair Smout
ReutersJune 22, 2019, 8:46 AM UTC
By Alistair Smout
LONDON (Reuters) - Boris Johnson, the favourite to be the next British Prime Minister, said on Saturday that party members were not interested in why police were called to investigate concerns for the welfare of a woman in his home.
Early on Friday, British police were called to Johnson's home after neighbours heard a loud altercation between him and his girlfriend.
Johnson to declined to answer questions about the incident at a hustings event in Birmingham, in central England, saying that party members would rather hear about his plans for Britain than about the incident.
"I don't think (audience members) want to hear about that kind of thing, unless I'm wrong," Johnson said when asked about the incident, to applause from the audience.
"I think what they want to hear is what my plans are for the country and for my party."
Police had been called to an address in south London where Johnson is living with his girlfriend, Carrie Symonds. Johnson is currently divorcing his second wife.
"The caller was concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour," the police said in a statement on Friday evening. "Police attended and spoke to all occupants of the address, who were all safe and well."
"There were no offences or concerns apparent to the officers and there was no cause for police action," the statement said.
Symonds could not be reached for comment.
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You guys even got a healthy PM hopefully he will rule foreverQuote:
Originally Posted by Beanz
This is different this is divine intervention, and you know itQuote:
Originally Posted by Beanz
Mocking the disabled. How hypocritical. Boris and Nigel cannot help it. 🙄Quote:
Originally Posted by Beanz
Why is Trump trying to promote Farage into a position of power?
That is corrupt and abuse of power.
Crickets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
It is what he does. That was always the plan. Watch, Priti Patel will be back.
Boris, Nige, Preti, Trump, Cambridge Analytica, Banks, UK, USA, Israel/Netanyahu = NWO
This is why Trump has started to say if you criticize Israel then you are criticizing the US. It is why they have said the same about Corbyn trying to make any valid criticism of Israel banned under the excuse of antisemitism.
That is why some of the Masons veteran posters here are trying to excuse anyone who speaks out against it. They are the foot soldiers of the same globalist corporate backed Satanic NWO that has always had people like Trump, the Clintons, Epstein, Banks, Farrage, Netanyahu etc at its heart. They are part of the very elite they claim to rail against. It is the most perfect of covers. Hiding in plain sight.
Even if you dismiss all this as conspiracy nonsense, for Trump to claim that we call Boris "Britain Trump" and pretend that everyone loves him over here, should be deeply worrying.
The real traitors who have already siphoned their taxes out of the UK will not hesitate to sell the NHS and everything else that made this country great off to American corporate giants and get on their knees for Trump to justify their own myopic bigotry.
Stunning and brave :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanzCrickets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
It is what he does. That was always the plan. Watch, Priti Patel will be back.
Boris, Nige, Preti, Trump, Cambridge Analytica, Banks, UK, USA, Israel/Netanyahu = NWO
This is why Trump has started to say if you criticize Israel then you are criticizing the US. It is why they have said the same about Corbyn trying to make any valid criticism of Israel banned under the excuse of antisemitism.
That is why some of the Masons veteran posters here are trying to excuse anyone who speaks out against it. They are the foot soldiers of the same globalist corporate backed Satanic NWO that has always had people like Trump, the Clintons, Epstein, Banks, Farrage, Netanyahu etc at its heart. They are part of the very elite they claim to rail against. It is the most perfect of covers. Hiding in plain sight.
Even if you dismiss all this as conspiracy nonsense, for Trump to claim that we call Boris "Britain Trump" and pretend that everyone loves him over here, should be deeply worrying.
The real traitors who have already siphoned their taxes out of the UK will not hesitate to sell the NHS and everything else that made this country great off to American corporate giants and get on their knees for Trump to justify their own myopic bigotry.
Is that beaner mocking the disabledQuote:
Originally Posted by Beanz
I am, for the first time in my life, proud of Britain
He's a peculiar looking fella. Looks a lot like Chris from Family guy.
All I really wonder is if Boris is still coloring his hair. It's certainly an impressive blonde for his age. The Marilyn of the Conservative party.
He reminds me of Chris Farley
No, former mayor of Toronto Rob Ford was like Chris Farley even down to the drug use.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Quotes by my now second politician Boris
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.
The people of the United Kingston are really embarrassed by all of this.
This is a sad and bad car crash that is going to happen. There will be a general election very soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by TitoFan
Master so what he is white give him a chance. See if he can drive Brexit home and then do as you will. He has a twenty something girlfriend he ain’t all badQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterThis is a sad and bad car crash that is going to happen. There will be a general election very soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by TitoFan
As I've said before everyone knows who they don't want as pm but no one knows who they want.
I have a feeling Boris may surprise us and I'm hoping he'll be like Tyson Fury eg a few years ago I thought he was an absolute fucking clown and talking bollocks but then he backed it all up and now I love the guy. OK I doubt very much I'll like him the way I like Fury but you get the general idea.
The Tory's have devastated public services and the NHS there damage has been great
and it may take years to recover or it may never recover.
Borris is no different to any bloody Tory twit out there bad hair cut and all.
We have two parties extreme left and extreme right pick your poison wisely it's what suits nothing about the good of the country it's about what suit the voter's.!
Another racist-white supremacist. I wonder who Boris Johnson was talking about when he said the Australians are technically the same and they are the brothers of England ?
Was he talking about black people of OZ. Because no white man is Australian on an indigenous level. So who was Boris talking about ? One guess and it for sure wasn't the black aborigines of OZ
That's where you are wrong - he specifically mentioned Neville Bell of the Pintinjarra tribe as a respectable bro.
When oh when will Dianne Abbott get her chance as Prime Minister?Quote:
Originally Posted by Denilson-The-Comeback