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Animal Fight Prediction Thread
You must not Google or You Tube the results, but first predict the outcome. Then the fight promoter gets to reveal the outcome and the person who guessed with the best description has to then make their own contest. Look, we have no boxing. This is the best we have short of people with Alzheimer's predicting the results of legendary fights they have forgotten about.
So, I will go first. Alligator versus Cat. Who wins and why?
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Cat or Alligator? Please posit a viewpoint.
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Gandalf says Cat because of 'sass appeal'. Gandalf wins.
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Praying Mantis versus the Ants.
Who wins? And why?
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Gandalf
Praying Mantis versus the Ants.
Who wins? And why?
I’d say praying mantis unless it’s a lot of those mean ants that swarm everything. I’ve seen mantis eat things they have strong jaws but the aren’t built to fight a swarm
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walrus
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Gandalf
Praying Mantis versus the Ants.
Who wins? And why?
I’d say praying mantis unless it’s a lot of those mean ants that swarm everything. I’ve seen mantis eat things they have strong jaws but the aren’t built to fight a swarm
You win. The Mantis can destroy them one on one, but form a gang and it is over for the freaky eyed one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLwewn6M0J8
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How about Sloth versus Eagle?
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Good thread. Common says says the Eagle. Just about everything in it's favour. But I like the underdog generally so will go with the sloth through attrition.
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Memphis
Good thread. Common says says the Eagle. Just about everything in it's favour. But I like the underdog generally so will go with the sloth through attrition.
Memphis wins. Sloth bullies the Eagle into flight. Your turn Memphis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTwqVn_HjXA
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I am going to have to think about that one or pass onto Walrus or Lyle. I refuse to cheat.
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Badger because it has some honey to stick it to the leopard.
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This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.
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Memphis
This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.
I refuse to seriously participate in this game as I do not want to click and watch these sick snuff videos.
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Memphis
This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.
Thank you, Memphis. This is no time for fucking about. Animal versus animal. Titans. Fighting. Dueling. Who will win? Courage or cowardice? Strength or sap?
I still do not know about the current contest. I will have to drink some tea and think some more.
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Master
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Memphis
This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.
I refuse to seriously participate in this game as I do not want to click and watch these sick snuff videos.
Just for you, the video link can be posted inside a spoiler tag. We got a deal?
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Memphis
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Master
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Memphis
This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.
I refuse to seriously participate in this game as I do not want to click and watch these sick snuff videos.
Just for you, the video link can be posted inside a spoiler tag. We got a deal?
If Freedom was here he would be livid, unless the animals being killed were Jewish.
So you have a deal.
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Right, I am going with the badger. I don't really know why. I always feel there is a trick involved when it comes to a smaller animal matchup. Big against big you lean either way. Big against small you suspect the leopard has 2 legs or has been fasting in the desert for 3 weeks with no food or water.
I am picking the badger by decision.
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Obviously you're right. The Honey Badger is a fearsome warrior and never really loses a fight.
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Fantastic. These are better than my boxing picks. I am going out as we are Corona free so if anyone would like to carry this on I will joinin later.
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How about a regular sized kitty and a cobra. Damn I hope I can find the video I saw it on nat geo a while back.
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The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.
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Gandalf
The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.
Can’t find the video but I watched a documentary about cats in the Middle East which is where they are suspected of coming from. To narrow it down they think cats come from what is now Israel. Anyway they showed these cats in the deserts of Egypt. Their main source of food is actually snakes. Yes they were doing battle with cobras and typically win. It’s interesting scientists think the hissing sound cats make while fighting are something they picked up from cobras. The fight was quite intense the cat kept swatting the the cobra with impeccable timing. The cobra final fell from the wounds and the cat went in for the kill. The documentary also said it was the Vikings who were responsible for bringing cats to many parts of the world, apparently red tabby cats were a good luck thing to them. Sorry for the lack of snuff
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You had one fucking job.
Fuck I blew it there are a lot of cats vs snakes on YouTube but not the great one I saw on nat geo. Note if you look at boa constrictors they don’t count they seem to be able to crush anything once they get you.
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Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps
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walrus
Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps
I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.
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I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.
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Gandalf
I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.
There is when you have open borders.
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Gandalf
I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.
There is when you have open borders.
Don't you start me off on borders. You know it is trigger word for me.
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Gandalf
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Master
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Gandalf
I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.
There is when you have open borders.
Don't you start me off on borders. You know it is trigger word for me.
Wait till I tell you about their IQ levels and low ratio of single mothers.
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Memphis
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walrus
Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps
I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.
You are a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc
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@Master and @Gandalf keep your racist nonsense out of here or you will both be on lifetime ignore
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Japanese Wasps are hornets?
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Master
Japanese Wasps are hornets?
Ah they are all the same it hurts like hell when the bite you. Yes I screwed up the name but at least I didn’t get racist. These are hornets who identify as wasps
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walrus
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Gandalf
The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.
Can’t find the video but I watched a documentary about cats in the Middle East which is where they are suspected of coming from. To narrow it down they think cats come from what is now Israel. Anyway they showed these cats in the deserts of Egypt. Their main source of food is actually snakes. Yes they were doing battle with cobras and typically win. It’s interesting scientists think the hissing sound cats make while fighting are something they picked up from cobras. The fight was quite intense the cat kept swatting the the cobra with impeccable timing. The cobra final fell from the wounds and the cat went in for the kill. The documentary also said it was the Vikings who were responsible for bringing cats to many parts of the world, apparently red tabby cats were a good luck thing to them. Sorry for the lack of snuff
The history of dogs is interesting too. They came from Wolves but were smaller and scavenging near Men who were hunters who started feeding them. They probably took some cubs and domesticated them to became man's best friend.
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walrus
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Memphis
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walrus
Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps
I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.
You are a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc
This was a huge, sad and tragic waste. Didn't these hornets think about our honey?:eek: