Damn traffic wardens!

I can't stand traffic wardens.

The other day I was in town with my girlfriend.

We came out of the shops and saw one writing a parking ticket. I said to him 'oh please mate, can you just give me a break, I really can't afford this!'. He carried on writing it out completely ignoring me. So I called him a Nazi bastard. At this point he started writing a second ticket and put that on the windshield too.
My girl then starts really having a go at him, but to no avail as he starts writing out a THIRD ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

That was brilliant so much better than Mark TKO would ever tell it.

That was a well structured routine with an effective punchline. I would give you an A plus, but fear I may be accused of cronyism. It is on this basis that I reward you with an A minus. Keep up the good fight and may the resistance be with you.

Ryanman is the new @Mark TKO!

I used to do jokes on here. They were very funny. Quite unlike Mark's.

'Were' being the key word as that one was fucking shit