I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt
Seeing as Skel was complaining about the lack of posting around here, I thought I would get to the nitty gritty and tell you all of the hardship of my day. I went to the cash machine to take the money out to pay my wife back having crashed my car last week. So I put the receipt into my mouth whilst I shoved the money into my wallet and as I pulled the receipt away from my lips I felt this shooting pain. I touched my lip with a finger and lo and behold there was blood there!
There should be a rule against paper having this sticking to lip quality. My lower lip is extremely tender and my hot coffee is burning it. Has anyone else had an equally horrid experience with paper or a cash machine receipt?
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I clicked on this thread when i saw the title expecting mayube a great gag with a cracking punchline - one I could share with the guys at work perhaps....
But alas no - it was merely Miles prattling on like a cunt again about a gay cut to his top labia
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:p
A tongue in cheek monotony thread. Or should I say tongue on lower lip? Ouch.
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That will teach not to place sticky things in your mouth. :rolleyes:
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That's the thing with those papers, they are dry when you put them in the mouth and then all of a sudden they turn to glue. It's like licking ice, very dangerous.
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miles is a cunt
Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip! :(
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BIG H
miles is a cunt
Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip! :(
2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day :cool:
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BIG H
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miles
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Originally Posted by
BIG H
miles is a cunt
Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip! :(
2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day :cool:
I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.
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miles
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BIG H
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Originally Posted by
miles
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Originally Posted by
BIG H
miles is a cunt
Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip! :(
2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day :cool:
I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.
were happy :crowd:
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Mattyhitman
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miles
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BIG H
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miles
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BIG H
miles is a cunt
Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip! :(
2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day :cool:
I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.
were happy :crowd:
You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.
My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.
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Miles, I understand how you feel.
In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.
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miles
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Mattyhitman
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miles
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BIG H
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Originally Posted by
miles
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Originally Posted by
BIG H
miles is a cunt
Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip! :(
2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day :cool:
I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.
were happy :crowd:
You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.
My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.
My apologies..... CUNT ! ;D
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superheavyrhun
Miles, I understand how you feel.
In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.
Thank you for the polite advice and for not calling me a cunt. That advice sounds absolutely fantastic BTW.
I don't know what paper they use in the UK, but this stuff welds to the lips if lubricated. It can only ever pull away layers of skin. It is a health hazard.