Man Denies Sawing Off Wife's Head

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Hampshire | Man denies sawing off wife's head

I literally lol'd at that title, it has to be one of the best news headlines I have ever heard. :D

His defence is great too, he admits to getting into a knife fight with her but denies the injuries with one of the greatest denial lines of all time '
I have no reason to cut someone's head off, I've never cut someone's head off'.

Ok I have a sick sense of humour maybe but the nature of the crime coupled with the headline and his astonishing denials of injury just make it sordidly amusing.

She had 30 stab wounds that included sawing marks on her neck. She died when her throat was slashed.

apparently this was all in defence:rolleyes:

I also found the caption under the picture quite funny in a peculiar kind of way: "Sally Sinclair was head of business analysis at Vodafone". :-X

But again, a horrible story. I shouldn't be finding humour in all these things. :p

Probably argueing who was Head of the Household :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by miles

I also found the caption under the picture quite funny in a peculiar kind of way: "Sally Sinclair was head of business analysis at Vodafone". :-X

But again, a horrible story. I shouldn't be finding humour in all these things. :p

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But when police found her she was just a head in a dustbin in the kitchen :D

Gee life is stranger than fiction.
She may have kept on about being head of a big company to him without giving head so he thought oh well fuk it,I've had enough of this head sh!t.

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Originally Posted by Andre

Gee life is stranger than fiction.
She may have kept on about being head of a big company to him without giving head so he thought oh well fuk it,I've had enough of this head sh!t.

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I imagine her last thought was along the lines of "How could I marry such a shit head!"

What make was her tennis racquet?

I would have taken her ten pin bowling for our last outing.