TKO Returns but is a little worse for wear

Now then all

cheers for your concern at my disappearance Steelie et al - I have had a shit few weeks

I was taken ill with a pilonidal abscess (!!!! look it up on net) on March 10th and rushed into hospital in agony. Its basically caused by an ingrowing hair at base of your spine/top of your arse !!! I have broken my leg before, my arm and three fingers but have never experienced pain anything like what I been through.

Spent 4 days in hosp after general surgery and was released. Still in pain 4 weeks later and have a sexy nurse come to house every day to 'dress my wound' which was initially about 3 inch across and inch deep - healing well apparently.

Gradually getting on the mend but have lost 1 1/2 stone in weight and am paler than Ricky Hatton. I will be back !!!

To put it in perspective - I didn't crack one off for over 3 weeks (now I think you understand how bad I been !!)

Doc says I may be able to return to work in about 4 weeks - still can't sit properly or tavel in a car. I am in no rush

Most upsetting was that I was due to go on a 4 day stag do to Latvia on 17th March - was gutted to miss that as had been looking forward to it for months !!

Anyway have just had wireless broadband fitted at home today and am back ! Only used to surf net at work before but god knows when I will be back and couldn't wait any longer.

Glad to be back and my advice to guys - wax in your nether regions !!!!

who are you ???













na gd to have u bk, even if you cant sit dwn.
Just like tht time u went camping with steelie though aint it???

cc ;D

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Now then all

cheers for your concern at my disappearance Steelie et al - I have had a shit few weeks

I was taken ill with a pilonidal abscess (!!!! look it up on net) on March 10th and rushed into hospital in agony. Its basically caused by an ingrowing hair at base of your spine/top of your arse !!! I have broken my leg before, my arm and three fingers but have never experienced pain anything like what I been through.

Spent 4 days in hosp after general surgery and was released. Still in pain 4 weeks later and have a sexy nurse come to house every day to 'dress my wound' which was initially about 3 inch across and inch deep - healing well apparently.

Gradually getting on the mend but have lost 1 1/2 stone in weight and am paler than Ricky Hatton. I will be back !!!

To put it in perspective - I didn't crack one off for over 3 weeks (now I think you understand how bad I been !!)

Doc says I may be able to return to work in about 4 weeks - still can't sit properly or tavel in a car. I am in no rush

Most upsetting was that I was due to go on a 4 day stag do to Latvia on 17th March - was gutted to miss that as had been looking forward to it for months !!

Anyway have just had wireless broadband fitted at home today and am back ! Only used to surf net at work before but god knows when I will be back and couldn't wait any longer.

Glad to be back and my advice to guys - wax in your nether regions !!!!

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One of my dogs had that a few years ago.She pulled through as well!

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Now then all

cheers for your concern at my disappearance Steelie et al - I have had a shit few weeks

I was taken ill with a pilonidal abscess (!!!! look it up on net) on March 10th and rushed into hospital in agony. Its basically caused by an ingrowing hair at base of your spine/top of your arse !!! I have broken my leg before, my arm and three fingers but have never experienced pain anything like what I been through.

Spent 4 days in hosp after general surgery and was released. Still in pain 4 weeks later and have a sexy nurse come to house every day to 'dress my wound' which was initially about 3 inch across and inch deep - healing well apparently.

Gradually getting on the mend but have lost 1 1/2 stone in weight and am paler than Ricky Hatton. I will be back !!!

To put it in perspective - I didn't crack one off for over 3 weeks (now I think you understand how bad I been !!)

Doc says I may be able to return to work in about 4 weeks - still can't sit properly or tavel in a car. I am in no rush

Most upsetting was that I was due to go on a 4 day stag do to Latvia on 17th March - was gutted to miss that as had been looking forward to it for months !!

Anyway have just had wireless broadband fitted at home today and am back ! Only used to surf net at work before but god knows when I will be back and couldn't wait any longer.

Glad to be back and my advice to guys - wax in your nether regions !!!!

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i honestly wish you all the best man, sounds like you've been through a hell of alot...
Make a healthy recover :)

thanks

you know what, it really cheers you up when you come back somewhere like here and see you have been missed

god, did that sound gay...... :-\


thanks again ;)

Steelie, Smashup, Mark TKO all very ill in a very small time frame?

Let this be a lesson to you children, buming men makes you sick.

That IS all.

damn, rumbled.......


i been out of it too long - whats been up with smash and steelie ??

They have both had some mysterious illness. Throwing up, headache. aches and pains. Stinging ring piece ???

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Originally Posted by Memphis

They have both had some mysterious illness. Throwing up, headache. aches and pains. Stinging ring piece ???

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:appl:

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Now then all

cheers for your concern at my disappearance Steelie et al - I have had a shit few weeks

I was taken ill with a pilonidal abscess (!!!! look it up on net) on March 10th and rushed into hospital in agony. Its basically caused by an ingrowing hair at base of your spine/top of your arse !!! I have broken my leg before, my arm and three fingers but have never experienced pain anything like what I been through.

Spent 4 days in hosp after general surgery and was released. Still in pain 4 weeks later and have a sexy nurse come to house every day to 'dress my wound' which was initially about 3 inch across and inch deep - healing well apparently.

Gradually getting on the mend but have lost 1 1/2 stone in weight and am paler than Ricky Hatton. I will be back !!!

To put it in perspective - I didn't crack one off for over 3 weeks (now I think you understand how bad I been !!)

Doc says I may be able to return to work in about 4 weeks - still can't sit properly or tavel in a car. I am in no rush

Most upsetting was that I was due to go on a 4 day stag do to Latvia on 17th March - was gutted to miss that as had been looking forward to it for months !!

Anyway have just had wireless broadband fitted at home today and am back ! Only used to surf net at work before but god knows when I will be back and couldn't wait any longer.

Glad to be back and my advice to guys - wax in your nether regions !!!!

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Sorry to here bout watcha been thru. Glad your back. :coolclick:

good to have you back and safe mate ;)

Damn TKO, that really sucks.
Glad to hear you're doing okay now.

I'm sure your everpresent sence of humor (humour ::** ) helped get you through it.
... and of course the hottie nurse who comes over every day & tells you to "Drop 'em". :gorgeous: :Moon:

:D Glad yer back vato.

Good to habe you back fella - missed the Friday Gag lately!!

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Originally Posted by Memphis

They have both had some mysterious illness. Throwing up, headache. aches and pains. Stinging ring piece ???

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That shits called "Right Now AIDS" cuz you get that right now, right there and then....at least wear a rubber....