Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Cortez The Killer
When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot ;D
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
ilovebrucelee
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Originally Posted by
Cortez The Killer
When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot ;D
don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls you chick.
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
ilovebrucelee
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Originally Posted by
Cortez The Killer
When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot ;D
don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls
you chick.
Have you seen his picture in the Mugshot thread? He'll definitely be the "chick" in prison.
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Cortez The Killer
OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.
And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.
It's OK. You guys aren't that old.
I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either ;D
No worries Cortez, I will never go as far as most things that I've quoted (I think I can avoid bowling competition and pastel shirts all my life for instance).
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
What nonsense? ;D
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it. :-\
true.
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
What nonsense? ;D
Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling. :)
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Nameless
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.
What nonsense? ;D
Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling. :)
I'm talking about my nail it meter being stuck somewhere round when I was at Uni. I've gotten older, the needle on the meter is fixed.;D:cool:
Re: Signs that you are getting older
When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Preme
When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
I think that means you're a women. ;D
ooh that tables nice. ooh I like that couch. :-X
Re: Signs that you are getting older
This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
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AdamGB
This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
the girls at my school were already pushing prams before they left. dozy cows.
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When it finally takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long.
Re: Signs that you are getting older
When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20 :(