A man lit a bag of shit on fire in Walmart just now!
A man had a brown bag apparently filled with shit, Andover in the rubbing alcohol section 7 to be exact he dumped some rubbing alcohol onto this brown bag and lit it on fire. Next thing I hear "security security aisle 7 security aisle 7" overall the loudspeakers. I walked up from aisle to and as I got close to isle 7 I see a guy laying down on his back about 10 feet from a flame which was getting pretty high and he's laughing and singing. Three security come up and then get on a walkie-talkie and call for a fire extinguisher. The man is laying there laughing and the smell of the burning brown paper bag was combining with the smell of hot shit. Gross!!
Shoppers were running out of the aisle holding their noses, police arrived within 60 seconds don't ask me how so fast but over here in France the French police are really good and the man was arrested and led out in handcuffs still laughing and singing.
Sadly (I did not stick around to watch the fire extinguisher put out a flaming hot bag of shit. 💩💩💩)
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Read this and please to my “ban fakers” thread and vote, thank you
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El Kabong
My first thoughts as well
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Batman
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Originally Posted by
El Kabong
My first thoughts as well
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Re: A man lit a bag of shit on fire in Walmart just now!
Hey..... it's also a thread about shit, but what do I know...... :D
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TitoFan
Hey..... it's also a thread about shit, but what do I know...... :D
1 January and mine app is discontuation for English grammatique. What I can say Tito that this THREAD is to about Walmart and not about those SHIT of the bag he lit.
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TitoFan
Hey..... it's also a thread about shit, but what do I know...... :D
Same ol shit. Just can't make this shit up :flush:. Should just merge this with the two girls one cup thread.
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Spicoli
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Originally Posted by
TitoFan
Hey..... it's also a thread about shit, but what do I know...... :D
Same ol shit. Just can't make this shit up :flush:. Should just merge this with the two girls one cup thread.
2 girls one cup? Was is that's? 😮😶🙈 Sounds likes is gross idea? Bra has 2 cups or something...? It's???
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Why is this in spam? Are people allergic to real life accounts now?
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It's a Brock thread about shit. Spam seems like the proper filing system for it.
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Did someone actually ask why this is in spam
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Did someone actually ask why this is in spam
Hey man what fucks wrong with you Walrus stop fucking around writing this crap and blaming others 😡
