If you could have any superpower

Which one would you choose, and why?

Immunity to all STDs...

ability to transmit stds to anyone I want

I'd be invisible so I could just rape whoever I wanted without worrying about all the STDs I'd have.

Girls wouldn't care about my height that way either.

be able to teleport forum member to my apartment based on IP, so I can beat the shit out invisible rapers and STD transmittors

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Originally Posted by NVSemin

be able to teleport forum member to my apartment based on IP, so I can beat the shit out invisible rapers and STD transmittors

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How would you be able to see the invisible rapists?

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Originally Posted by bradlee180

Immunity to all STDs...

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Cmon!? I thought you have to collect them all.

To move at the speed of light.:cool:

Ant strength or the power of suggestion.

Depending on what day of the week it is, the ability to shit gold.

I would like to have wolverines power of healing and regenerating his body. Also he ages slower and can live for hundreds of years.

I'm pretty sure I can fly.

super sperm that cures all STDs when swallowed directly from the pump :willydance:

Invisibility, I'd use it to rob banks, hop on planes to go on holiday. All sorts :)

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Originally Posted by Bo-Bo24

Invisibility, I'd use it to rob banks, hop on planes to go on holiday. All sorts :)

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Not go into women's showers, dressing rooms and bedrooms. You are sick! :)

For as long as I can remember, I v'e always wanted to have complete control of time.

The power of positive thinking. For me it would be a superpower as it is elusive. With a positive mind I would be Superman. I'm having one of my moody spells.

Cold war Russia. ;)

I would like to be able to blow someone's head up just by looking at them.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Bo-Bo24

Invisibility, I'd use it to rob banks, hop on planes to go on holiday. All sorts :)

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Not go into women's showers, dressing rooms and bedrooms. You are sick! :)

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That's where I would live. After I rob banks.

I wish I could unify more instead of dividing. My heart is in its proper place, but somehow I alienate everyone.

If I was invisible for a day, I would fly to Paris and find one of those street mime artists. I would beat him to death in front of everyone.

people would think he was an amazing mime.

Anyway, I have actually discovered that I do have a genuine superpower. I have heat vision as I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.

It does take some time, though

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

I wish I could unify more instead of dividing. My heart is in its proper place, but somehow I alienate everyone.

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Don't be such a sentimental fool. I bet you were drinking when you posted that tripe. You are better off being singular and not giving a shit so much. You attract people by being your true self. That is your power. Have less heart, alienate the people that do not matter to you, and drive on and be a force for good.

Oh yes, now that you're not drinking I sense so much less foolishness. You’ve inspired me to finally quit, I so desperately want what you have.

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Originally Posted by p4pking

Oh yes, now that you're not drinking I sense so much less foolishness. You’ve inspired me to finally quit, I so desperately want what you have.

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It's all good, just think of the money you save for a start, the improved health and thus opportunities to get more done.

It is a superpower to overcome addiction and I wish you well.

Be able to shrink or grow to any size massive or microscopic at will whoever or what ever I wanted. So we shrink down around a small block of opiated Morrocan black hashish eat some, then all go hunting bull ants with machine guns out in the grass on the front lawn. Go under bank doors, through safe locks, shrink the cash down, carry it out, grow it once out. Limits are endless. Surf those perfect little breaks you see 1 inch high on mild beaches armed of course cause seagulls and little fish would be after your ass. Ride birds.. The world would be my oyster,speaking off ,just buy one oyster and shrink all the crew down around it and party time with one thimble of laiphroag and decent bees dick of champagne ;D. Sexually it could really take you places too in the grow or shrink to suit your surrounds. Shrink down a whole team microscopic, with antiseptic anti viral caving suits, breathing apparatus and go and fight stds right in the heart of mootland.

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Originally Posted by Andre

Be able to shrink or grow to any size massive or microscopic at will whoever or what ever I wanted. So we shrink down around a small block of opiated Morrocan black hashish eat some, then all go hunting bull ants with machine guns out in the grass on the front lawn. Go under bank doors, through safe locks, shrink the cash down, carry it out, grow it once out. Limits are endless. Surf those perfect little breaks you see 1 inch high on mild beaches armed of course cause seagulls and little fish would be after your ass. Ride birds.. The world would be my oyster,speaking off ,just buy one oyster and shrink all the crew down around it and party time with one thimble of laiphroag and decent bees dick of champagne ;D. Sexually it could really take you places too in the grow or shrink to suit your surrounds. Shrink down a whole team microscopic, with antiseptic anti viral caving suits, breathing apparatus and go and fight stds right in the heart of mootland.

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Quite a striking imagination there. The one inch high breaks are like a Japanese miniature, the surfboard would be like a toothpick, or an ice cream stick, for some reason I'm thinking of Gulliver's travels.

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Be able to shrink or grow to any size massive or microscopic at will whoever or what ever I wanted. So we shrink down around a small block of opiated Morrocan black hashish eat some, then all go hunting bull ants with machine guns out in the grass on the front lawn. Go under bank doors, through safe locks, shrink the cash down, carry it out, grow it once out. Limits are endless. Surf those perfect little breaks you see 1 inch high on mild beaches armed of course cause seagulls and little fish would be after your ass. Ride birds.. The world would be my oyster,speaking off ,just buy one oyster and shrink all the crew down around it and party time with one thimble of laiphroag and decent bees dick of champagne ;D. Sexually it could really take you places too in the grow or shrink to suit your surrounds. Shrink down a whole team microscopic, with antiseptic anti viral caving suits, breathing apparatus and go and fight stds right in the heart of mootland.

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Mootland (: ha!

Had to look Moot up. Here it would be

Flangeland
Mingesville
Cuntry (: