Originally Posted by
NoSavingByTheBell
Once, I woke up really hungry with nothing to eat for breakfast. Zero. Not even cereal or milk or toast. wtf so I opened the fridge about 10 times, closed it 10 times. Then after about 20 minutes I thought wait a minute, the fucking freezer..... frozen bullshit, then I saw it..... a half gallon of BUtter Pecan which isnt one of my faves by a long shot, but I snagged that fucker like a ravenous bastard, sat down at the table, pried it open, got a big ass tablespoon and starting fucking destroying that shit, 7:45 in the morning, brain freeze and all, and damn it was good. Had a piping hot coffee when I was done and thought "why the hell do people not do this more often?!"