Nova Virus

Had a funny turn nearly passed out feel crap I have managed to dodge it for weeks.
This virus has closed schools many people shit a guy in work came into work with I am off to bed.🤢🤮🤧😷🥵💩

Bummer. Bloody horrible bug. The one saving grace is it usually only lasts a couple days so you should be right as rain come Christmas. Get well soon mate.

certainly a lot of bugs and illnesses going around at the moment, I haven't had the Nova Virus but a few weeks ago I had some dodgy chicken and spent over 12 hours firing out of both barrels, I shit the bed and it got to the point where I just had to strip off naked and squat in the bath and let nature take its course, not my finest of moments I'll tell you that.

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certainly a lot of bugs and illnesses going around at the moment, I haven't had the Nova Virus but a few weeks ago I had some dodgy chicken and spent over 12 hours firing out of both barrels, I shit the bed and it got to the point where I just had to strip off naked and squat in the bath and let nature take its course, not my finest of moments I'll tell you that.

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I always thought that was a regular Sunday morning Stella expulsion for you

+ curry

Hey Richard the 🦁 ❤️, drink OJ with lemon squeezed in. Several, with rum if available

@Dia bando

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certainly a lot of bugs and illnesses going around at the moment, I haven't had the Nova Virus but a few weeks ago I had some dodgy chicken and spent over 12 hours firing out of both barrels, I shit the bed and it got to the point where I just had to strip off naked and squat in the bath and let nature take its course, not my finest of moments I'll tell you that.

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You and X are setting me up, but I won't bite

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Originally Posted by Batman

certainly a lot of bugs and illnesses going around at the moment, I haven't had the Nova Virus but a few weeks ago I had some dodgy chicken and spent over 12 hours firing out of both barrels, I shit the bed and it got to the point where I just had to strip off naked and squat in the bath and let nature take its course, not my finest of moments I'll tell you that.

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I shouldn't laugh but we have all been there ;D

Highly concentrated daily Asian Ginseng. I take it daily and in the past would get cold or flu once or twice a year being surrounded by so many people, but since this year not a sign. The Mrs had a bad cold for two weeks and it didn't infect me, same with work, I am resistant. She doesn't drink it like I do for whatever reason. It really boosts the immune system and tastes great.

Yes I was on a cruise once and that bug broke out, I didn't get it but lots did.
I believe you can crap through the eye of a needle at 3000 PSI, and vomit further than Bob Beamon can jump.
Hope your ok for Christmas.

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Yes I was on a cruise once and that bug broke out, I didn't get it but lots did.
I believe you can crap through the eye of a needle at 3000 PSI, and vomit further than Bob Beamon can jump.
Hope your ok for Christmas.

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Yes mate I am okay I hope none of you lot get it nasty I am in contact with a lot of people in my job so it was when I got not if.🙂 Merry Christmas Al .