Originally Posted by
hitmandonny
A London Lawyer and an Irish Policeman
>A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
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>He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London
>lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education than
>any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
>the Garda's expense!!
>
>Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
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>London Lawyer says, "What for?"
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>Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop
>sign."
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>London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
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>Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
>And registration, please."
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>London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
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>Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete
>stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
>
>London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
>"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and
>you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
>ticket."
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>Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
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>The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his
>baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it and says,
>"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"