JT Rock's search for a punching bag
(phone) Ring. Ring
Violent D: Who the fukk this?
JT: It's me. The menace. What you got going on?
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old. But the way I need a favor.
Violent D: Say no more. She's on her way. But remember the Golden line. "She said she was 18". I'm still cleaning up Boozes mess. I'm getting tired of that.
JT: Nah man. Not that. I'm still feeling that 17 year old. I mean 18 year old from last night.
Violent D: Than what you need? Speak my n***a
JT: A punching bag. I'm getting my work out on. I know you got a bunch of them.
Violent D (walking to his basement): That I do. That I do. What you looking for? Durability? Softness? What?
JT: What you recommend?
Violent D: Well I got the Saddo Boxer bag. It's pretty durable. It gets beat on, on a daily basis. The Brucelee one is not as durable. But it comes in pink.
JT: What else you got?
Violent D: I got a Kirkland Laing. A Taeth bag. If you want I can knock the dust off some of my old ones and let you pick. I got Fenster, Julius Rains, Memphis, Big H, Steelie, Munky, Bilbo. You name it. I got it. I even got me a Kid Thunder bag. Believe it or not.
JT: I heard some of them actually try and hit back?
Violent D: LOL. Where you hear that? The Big H one scratched back. But that's about it. Nothing you can't handle. What exactly you looking for?
JT: I ain't really trying to go all out on my work out. I'm just trying to impress this new MILF that moved next door. I need something that will make me look good.
Violent D: Say no more. I got the perfect punching bag for you. The hattonthehammer bag. Not durable at all. Plenty soft. Doesn't fight back. And it comes in pink as well.
JT: That will do just fine. I'll pick it up in an hour.
Violent D: Alright. Don't forget to bring my barely legal back.
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Originally Posted by
boozeboxer
I can hold my load. ;)
I kill so many threads they should call it poasting.
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Violent Demise
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
Does a hardcore gangster/businessman/pimp really spend his spare time drinking alone in front of the computer watching clips of a Knock Out that's over a year old?
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Obviously he meant he was fucking a 12 year old Cambodian whilst shooting people out of his bedroom window at the time.
The modern gangster can multitask.
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I think he'd be better off with the Violet Denise bag.
It swings both ways.
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and it loves a good hard stuffing.
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Strange to just start a thread and launch an un provoked attack on 10 odd members (3 being Mods).
Wonder what goes on in his head that makes him act like such a cunt?
Anyone else think he got bum raped in prison?
Tyson (allegedly) did and very nearly mentioned it in an interview before the Julias Francis fight.;)
The similarities are there too..
Mad random outbursts and scathing attacks on people he doesn't even know.
I think he got bum raped in prison infact i'd bet on it.
I reckon he walks round like John Wayne too.
So come on VD fuck anyone else i want you to tell me what this "Attack" is all about and why the need to do it?
Be a man and face me (unlike those fellas in prison you were forced to face away from)
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He's got more front than thebestp4p did.
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I thought it was quite funny. The exchange about Hatton made me smile! ;D
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old
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aaah bless violent dickhead and the mad irishmen chat to eachother over the phone during their free time :gayfight2:
though i suspect the conversation would of been along the lines of..........
JT Cock: Hi sweety, bored at home and just thought id give you a ring, soooooo..............what d`you doing??
Venereal disease: ohh you would not believe the day ive had. You know what butterfingers i have...well today im washing Howards underpants and AAAAAAAAHHHH OH MY GOD i soooooooooo broke a fingernail!!
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;D
You da man VD.
Hold up.
You bragging about beating on Kid Thunder? :vd:
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Two words..........
Walter
Mitty