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When you get offended youngsters are swearing in front of your children but you did it all the time when you were younger and wondered why anyone would be offended. :)
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When you say the youth of today do not know when they were born.
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When you find a few gray hairs in your pubes.;D
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When you notice frown lines on your forehead.
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- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"
- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.
- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.
- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.
- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.
- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.
- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.
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killersheep
- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"
- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.
- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.
- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.
- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.
- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.
- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.
I have a bad habit of saying "Hey looks like someones getting a Christmas card this year" when they card me ??? No idea why...always get an odd "Ummmm ok" look in return ;D
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Enjoying disengaging from the inane crap and its couriers,
making space to just be.
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Signs that you are getting older = the angle of your erection ;D
When I was 18 it was flat against my stomach, now 90 degress is accepted ;D
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when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing
Re: Signs that you are getting older
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Originally Posted by
killersheep
- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"
- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.
- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.
- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.
- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.
- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.
- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.
;D
Yes that one I love now feel all young again!
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HattonTheHammer
when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing
When you were young, you were making quite strange requests to your mates for an homophobic....:D
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When you sit down for a dump and have to take a sharp intake of breath...................as your balls dangle in the water.
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when you not just get hammered by an opponent with the name Daz1994, on PES or FIFA, but when you can't even get the ball off them...........
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When you discover that it has been 25 years since back to the future was on the Cinemas and you went to see it 12 times.
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When you dont know what predictive text is.:eek: