GREATEST THING EVER!!!

[SalTheButcher]

IT MAY HAVE BEEN A JOKE...

but someone called stern today and said that for stern film festival tickets he will remove his glass eye and allow someone to skull fuck his socket

this is potentially the funniest thing ever

[SalTheButcher]

ARTIE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

[SalTheButcher]

[The_One77]

my my....it brings blowjobbing to a whole new level

[SalTheButcher]

it actually want for tickets, it was for the 100inch TV theyve been trying to get people to do shit for, and apparentley sal the stockbroker is gonna be the one who skull fucks him this monday!!!

i got it confued with the other guy who is gonna take a load on his cheast form high pitch eric for tickets


somoen else said they were willing to put a finger from each hand up two different guys asses while having 4 guys simultaniously perform bukkake on him... im guessing he is just gay and therefore it wouldnt warrent getting tickets and im guessing he isnt gonna be brought in

[SalTheButcher]

high pitch eric couldnt even get aroused, but they still gave the guy the tickets for laying on the floor and being willing to take his load

[SalTheButcher]

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK


THE GUY CAME IN AND TOOK HIS FUCKING EYE OUT AND SAL BACKED THE FUCK DOWN

FUCKING SAL THE STOCK BROKER FUCKED UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BAD FUCK

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Why would you want to see that anyway weirdo?

[AdamGB]

you ask stupid questions sometimes don't you Missy? :P















































(sal's Crazy...)

you didn't think I wanted to too did you?

[SalTheButcher]

i didnt EVER want to see it, i wanted to hear it SOOO bad

and high pitch eric who is a fat gay bastard didnt even bust a load on the guyss chest...

i was wrong tho, they were BOTH for tickets, the TV is yet to be given out

it was supposed to be a day of insanity and NOTHING went down

sal the stock broker was the man till yesterday

[Howlin Mad Missy]

You could volunteer to do it you big ole gay freak.

[Munkymagic]

Odd

[SalTheButcher]

You could volunteer to do it you big ole gay freak.

hell no, thats type-gay, so would be wanting to watch it, but hearing that shit would have been fucking funny


the reason he pussied out is unknown, but he started saying that people were calling him gay for pussying out and they had to explain to him that he was gay the second he agreed to sick his dick in a guys anything

[amat]

HAHA I read this last night and told my friends this story and now they all think I'm a sick demented fuck

[Purist]

The tickets would only last for one day.. but that experience would scar him for life.