The ugliest bird/bloke u have ever shagged??

[skel1983]

Mine was a 200 lb monster while i was in year 10 at school, she had a body that made James Toney look slim!!

It was bad news, when the word got round at school i had to hide in the school at breaks and dinner for about a week!! to avoid being humiliated by everyone!!

[AdamGB]

Only a week?... Where your school's standards that low?..

[emma]

Mine was a 200 lb monster while i was in year 10 at school, she had a body that made James Toney look slim!!

It was bad news, when the word got round at school i had to hide in the school at breaks and dinner for about a week!! to avoid being humiliated by everyone!!

haha

[smashup]

Never been one for a minger really.

[smashup]

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

[Saddo]

in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...

still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey


there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha

Happy Days

[Munkymagic]

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

Yeah i remember getting my first wood when the burds of bucks fizz took their skirts off to their eurovision song 'makin your mind up'.Only problem is i didn't have a fukcin clue what to do with it so i just used to kiss the TV screen.

[Saddo]

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

Yeah i remember getting my first wood when the burds of bucks fizz took their skirts off to their eurovision song 'makin your mind up'.Only problem is i didn't have a fukcin clue what to do with it so i just used to kiss the TV screen.

hahahahaha tooooo much info hahahahah

[Snakey]

in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...

still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey


there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha

Happy Days

By the sounds of that you could ended up with more then one ulgy chick

[Scrap]

I dont need a lover anymore its all bollocks arguments and rows Ive got my dog I love my dog .Infact I got 4 years for Loving my dog

[AdamGB]

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

HAHA...

[gogs67]

I have never shagged a bird/bloke .......................strictly women for me!

[skel1983]

I have never shagged a bird/bloke .......................strictly women for me!

You never been Thailand!!

[raleights]

I have never shagged a bird/bloke .......................strictly women for me!

You never been Thailand!!

sounds like I don't wanna go

[smashup]

in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...

still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey


there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha

Happy Days

BAHAHAHHAHAA
Liking that alot fella
PMSL