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transexual?![]()
Not in person no, but i do tend to chat with one now and again on the internet he/she goes by the name of Graham Emma :POriginally Posted by emma
shut up :POriginally Posted by skel1983
Walked right into that oneOriginally Posted by emma
If it makes you feel better Emma I don't think you have a winkle anymore
Originally Posted by PunchDrunkHighOn_?
apparently smashups met one he bump into me one last week.
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Hahahaha - CC for that FellaOriginally Posted by skel1983
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
Yes!!! and its nice to meet you sir/mam or whatever the fuk LOL!!!!!
Ive been with some really questionable birds in my time but they have all had the required equipment.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
like wise memphis,i've been with some dodgy ones but they were definately women,i thinkit was'nt my fault though the alcohol told me they were decent looking, then a few hours later it turned out they were'nt,dont listen to the alcohol fairy she lie's.
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Thinking about it I should have put some kind of disclaimer in my post![]()
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
Right this is true
On my Older Brothers 30th (around 7/8 years ago) in Tenerife,his dodgy mates got him wrecked so badly that he tounged one (Trust me it in no way resembled a fella) then got in a cab with it while they were all in bits p*ssing themselves..
In the cab he obviously felt something that freaked him outthen yanked the handbrake up and dragged it out and beat it to a pulp in front of loads of mums,dads and kids
He then really lost it and grabbed a bar stool and smashed it on the floor (gaining his tool) and charged back down the sea front at his mates tthreatening to kill them hahahaha
F*ckin hillarious.
He calmed down after a while but made himself sick on the beach then saw the funny side.
Absolute quality night that one PMSL![]()
i bet it wasnt your brother i bet it was you really but your too ashamed to admit it![]()
F*ck off
I was hiding at the bar because i knew he'd go spastic when he found the dangler...
I did try and tell his mates but everyone was soo k*nted.........
haha i bet you was at the bar chatting up his tranny mate![]()
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