Situational Awareness

[Mark TKO]

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left
side is a big drop and on your right side is a fire engine which is
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the
same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

[AdamGB]

keep on driving.

[Sheps]

Use my ejector seat and drift down back to earth safely.

[JT Rock]

Use my ejector seat and drift down back to earth safely.

I'd floor it and Make some Bacon!!!

[Saddo]

one stop taking drugs and two slow down.

im sure there will be a good funny answer for this but im fucked if i can see it

[X]

This is a description of driving in Bolton .... it's really confusing and it's no wonder Amir Khan knocked that bloke down.



PS - sounds like an amusement arcade to me!!

[Oggie]

Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much!

[X]

No, it has just come to me - is it a circus merry go round?

[The_One77]

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left
side is a big drop and on your right side is a fire engine which is
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the
same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Wake up

[Mark TKO]

Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much!

yep thats the answer - didn't get home in time to be first with the bloody answer !

[Oggie]

Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much!

yep thats the answer - didn't get home in time to be first with the bloody answer !

I remember seeing it somewhere recently.