monogamy is bullshi**

[undefeated]

its just aint meant 4 me. the girls that i always truly like and care about r always in love with sum1 else. it kills me--its the case with this last girl--i liked her more than anything--but of course--she has a BF--im depressed

so f*** all this monogamous bullS*** -im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

[Sheps]

im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

You leave emmas mum alone!

[Snakey]

im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

You leave emmas mum alone!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[skel1983]

im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

You leave emmas mum alone!

ive had her mate she aint all that all she kept saying was i got to go, i have top pick Graham Emma, up from Babysitting duties.

[Steelie]

I've said it time and again...just get stuck into the big units

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Is your 'woman' a big unit?

[beds]

gotta give fat birds 10 outta 10 for effort, they fuck you rotten cos they dunno wen the next cock will come along.

dont ever, and i mean ever, introduce a fat conquest to your parents.

they will never look at you in the same way again.

[Memphis]

Going back a good few years My eldest brother had been entertaining a big unit. In the morning he parades her in the living room.......the fucker was actually pleased with his catch. I swear to god this girl buckled the door lining as she went through, doors never hung true since.

[Steelie]

Fucking hell, have a word!! it's in the rule book; you never ever go anywhere where you may possibly bump into someone you know.

Is your 'woman' a big unit?

Nah

[emma]

im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

You leave emmas mum alone!

cc for that.

[emma]

gotta give fat birds 10 outta 10 for effort, they F*** you rotten cos they dunno wen the next cock will come along.

dont ever, and i mean ever, introduce a fat conquest to your parents.

they will never look at you in the same way again.

so you've had a big unit then?

[undefeated]

how do u pick up strange women? since it hasnt been my lifestyle--but is now going 2 b --wtf is a good strategy 4 an easy score

[TheBESTP4P]

its just aint meant 4 me. the girls that i always truly like and care about r always in love with sum1 else. it kills me--its the case with this last girl--i liked her more than anything--but of course--she has a BF--im depressed

so f*** all this monogamous bullS*** -im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

hey bro if you truly are in love with a girl you should pursue who and prove to her why she should be with you and not that loser shes with. all is fair in love and war. keep the loose strange hoez on the down low until things get worthy hahaha.

[Snakey]

im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women

You leave emmas mum alone!

Yeah and emmas cousin

[beds]

how do u pick up strange women? since it hasnt been my lifestyle--but is now going 2 b --wtf is a good strategy 4 an easy score

watch and observe, see if theres a women, possible louder than most, unsteady on her feet, clutching a pint, offer her another 1, if she dont grab ur arm just walk away.

if u really must pull a strange 1, make sure you wear protection.

not just crabs they carry more like the whole ocean.

and these women have slept with everyone, from the bar staff to the doorman so if u want some bragging rights u gotta last, either that or slam it in her ass and make her squell like a pig