Stalker

[Memphis]

Anyone ever had a stalker?

Some of you might recall that I recently moved house. I was at the local shops when in walks a girl that I used to see for a while, nothing serious. Anyway we exchange pleasentries and go about our business. All of a sudden I cant move for seeing this girl, she drives past my house when she knows I will be leaving, and then ten seconds later she is driving back in the opposite direction, two three times a day, never says anything, never a polite wave as she goes past. She is beginning to freak me out.

[skel1983]

Anyone ever had a stalker?

Some of you might recall that I recently moved house. I was at the local shops when in walks a girl that I used to see for a while, nothing serious. Anyway we exchange pleasentries and go about our business. All of a sudden I cant move for seeing this girl, she drives past my house when she knows I will be leaving, and then ten seconds later she is driving back in the opposite direction, two three times a day, never says anything, never a polite wave as she goes past. She is beginning to freak me out.

She's not called Emma, is she? Oh no sorry she's doing the stalking round at Smash's!

[Saddo]

In my early teens i used to get a stalker everytime i was on a bus... it was pretty hard to get off the bus at my stop without everyone noticing the little fella sticking out of my trousers

Hope this helps

[Sheps]

Saddo? you had a little boy want to grab your penis? thats not very appropriate!!!

Anyways when i was in school it wasnt stalking more of just scaring the shit out of me cause where ever i would turn this girl would be starring at me, it this happened for like 5 years.

[beds]

i once had a big gay following


but i ran away and he couldnt find me

[emma]

Anyone ever had a stalker?

Some of you might recall that I recently moved house. I was at the local shops when in walks a girl that I used to see for a while, nothing serious. Anyway we exchange pleasentries and go about our business. All of a sudden I cant move for seeing this girl, she drives past my house when she knows I will be leaving, and then ten seconds later she is driving back in the opposite direction, two three times a day, never says anything, never a polite wave as she goes past. She is beginning to freak me out.

She's not called Emma, is she? Oh no sorry she's doing the stalking round at Smash's!

[AdamGB]

i once had a big gay following


but i ran away and he couldnt find me

cc

[El Gamo]

i once had a big gay following


but i ran away and he couldnt find me

AHAHAHAHAH,CC.

[Scrap]

Ive had this ,bloke following me for a long time now comes round my house always knocking at my door, I pretend Im not there , he goes away, but always comes back the cunt. Tell me how can I get rid of this bastard Debt colletor

[beds]

Ive had this ,bloke following me for a long time now comes round my house always knocking at my door, I pretend Im not there , he goes away, but always comes back the cunt. Tell me how can I get rid of this bastard Debt colletor

pay up

[PunchDrunkHighOn_?]

Ive had this ,bloke following me for a long time now comes round my house always knocking at my door, I pretend Im not there , he goes away, but always comes back the cunt. Tell me how can I get rid of this bastard Debt colletor

pay up

Or you could bludgeon him to death with a hammer, wrap him up in a binbag, throw him in the canal making sure hes weighted down properly and sell the murder weapon on ebay!

Remember the alibi is crucial i would suggest you tell them you were wanking as this won't attract suspicion

hope this helps

[Scrap]

Punch thats a great idea, tell me that again

[Sheps]

ooh i did have this giant called Simon follow me about when i was 13 at school, i'd be walking to class i'd turn around and see him n start to walk faster.

Till the point where i'd had enough and turned around and basically cussed him out calling him a nutball, to the point where he ran up to me grabbed me by the throat n literally picked me up and held me up against the wall ( Him being like 5'9 and 200 something lbs and me being 5'3 )

Wasnt the smartest idea i had but the bastard soon stopped!

[Scrap]

I had the rspca stalking me for a year saying I was harming my dog. But I told them I loved my dog anyway I got 3years in nick for loving my dog

[beds]

I had the rspca stalking me for a year saying I was harming my dog. But I told them I loved my dog anyway I got 3years in nick for loving my dog