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A juror was thrown off of jury duty after he was caught 'fondling' himself!

Ha Ha, what a wanker!



Juror was a bit too fondle of himself
Published Saturday, August 05, 2006 by BulletinboardForum.com.

A grand juror was charged yesterday with fondling himself in Brooklyn Federal Court's jury assembly room, authorities said.

Edwin Ng was caught in the lewd act by a courthouse employee stocking a vending machine, authorities said. She alerted U.S. marshals, who immediately busted Ng. The juror was on a break at the time.

Ng, 38, of Brooklyn, who is unemployed, was issued summonses for disorderly conduct, public lewdness and destruction of government property - the room's green carpet. He was discharged from jury duty.

Ng faces up to a year in prison and a fine if convicted, a spokesman for the Federal Protective Service said.


I especially like the bit where it says he was fined for destruction of the room's green carpet, I can only assume that means he splurted his load out onto it, hilarious!