New Year got you down?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Heart warming.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-...063413-3162831

[Memphis]

I've been studying music full time now for the past seven years of my life. I've gone from Btec level right through to the masters degree that I'm currently studying for and I can say in all honesty that I have NEVER heard an album quite like this. As has been said in previous reviews, this is a work of truly earth-shattering importance. Despite the fact that it may seem like a cynical christmas marketing ploy to extract cash from Daily Mail and Hello readers, the sheer stunning brilliance of this record cannot be overstated. It is true to say that many great artists are never appreciated in their own time so I think just to be sure, Jordan and Peter should both be killed.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

"When i first put this CD on i dropped to my knees and wept. They were strange tears, full of both the sublime meloncholy of the knowledge that i would never hear music better than this again. But they where also tears of joyous rapture, because i had the knowledge that i was there! I was there when the pinacle of audio perfection was reached and would never be bettered!

After listening to this, i feel different. A different person, a better person. Colours are sharper, sounds are clearer. It's like this album has opened window to my soul and exposed it to the world!

Simply stunning!"

[CutMeMick]

Is this what Steelie got for X-Mas?

[amat]

Is this what Steelie got for X-Mas?

No mate. This is what Jesus Christ got for X-Mas. Needless to say he was ecstatic.

[Punisher136]

I'm a little skeptical over the review that says it cured his blindness and stuff

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Earth-shattering Impotence

[Punisher136]

and whats up with the dude that says this cd makes him want to touch himself and he crys at the same time

[amat]

I'm a little skeptical over the review that says it cured his blindness and stuff

Always a skeptic

[Punisher136]

I'm a little skeptical over the review that says it cured his blindness and stuff

Always a skeptic

You believe that i'll have to inform you that nessy has actually ran away from my friends aquarium and if it is ever found it will have a pet tag indicating that it belongs to him.

[superheavyrhun]

I reckon that there is some sort of strange scam going around some forum somewhere where it was aiming to give progressively ludicrous reviews of this. PErsonally, I'm sure it is as touching as all the reviewers say.

My fave review is:

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Comatose wife recovers!, 22 Dec 2006
Reviewer: Gary R. Doyle "Mr Happy" (Switzerland) - See all my reviews
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After an unfortunate accident at home my wife slipped into a coma and after a few days when the dirty plates and so on had piled up I noticed and had her taken to a hospital.

The Doctors said they could do nothing for her and she just lay there wired up to a machine that beeped. The Doctors told me that if I talked to her then it might stimulate her to recovery but even after ten minutes there was no change so I went home to watch the football (Everton vs Chelsea, both sides had notable absentees which, considering the relative squad depths of the two, was likely to impact on Everton more so than the Stamford Bridge outfit. David Moyes will be without suspended midfield dynamo Tim Cahill, whose recent return to goal scoring form has coincided with Everton's mini-revival in the Premiership after an abysmal start) but I didn't get a chance to watch all the game because I had to surf the net. With my wife out of the picture I was looking on the internet for some kind stimuli and having been disappointed by the content on Katie Holme's website. Paris Hilton's download "one night in Paris" did the trick and keen for more I followed some links for Jordan. Well before I knew it, I had ordered some products.

Imagine my disappointment 10-14 days later when I received a CD and not a DVD! But that was short lived as I visited the hospital to check on the wife and have her sign some cheques by putting the pen in her hand and moving the paper around underneath. In the hospital room was a CD player and so as I left to pop around to an old girlfriends I popped this CD on and hit auto-replay.

The following morning much refreshed I visited the wife again (a new cheque book had arrived in the post) and I was amazed to see that tears were running from the corners of my comatose wife's eyes. Elation! The Doctors say that this is a miracle and have instructed that the album be played back-to-back via headphones to my wife until she recovers.

Her return to consciousness and some clean clothes are hopefully just around the corner -

Thank you Jordan and Peter!
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