Bill Clinton and Titanic

[X]

Has anyone noticed the startling similarities between Bill Clinton's Autobiography "My Life" and the plot of "Titanic"?

Titanic DVD:...... £9.99
Clinton book:..... £9.99

Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to watch
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:...... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica....er ...... let's not go there, either.

Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton:.......Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

[El Kabong]

.....of course I appreciate that joke, cc brother

[Kel]

I just farted and it really stank.

[TheBESTP4P]

i take it no endorsement for Hillary clinton 08 from X? huh lol