Lyle, Miles and Royal

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Three men - Lyle, Miles and Royal were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. Lyle pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager" Lyle explained, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. It's the latest US technology"

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

Miles lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained:

"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand - picked it up out in Korea"

Royal felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be outdone as dane Kessler is beat by no man.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows at him. Royal glanced around and said:

"Hurdy Gurdy! Wouldja look at dat !! I'm gettin' a fax!"

[Preme]

Three men - Lyle, Miles and Royal were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. Lyle pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager" Lyle explained, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. It's the latest US technology"

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

Miles lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained:

"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand - picked it up out in Korea"

Royal felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be outdone as dane Kessler is beat by no man.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows at him. Royal glanced around and said:

"Hurdy Gurdy! Wouldja look at dat !! I'm gettin' a fax!"

old joke but gotta be CC'd for it

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Three men - Lyle, Miles and Royal were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. Lyle pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager" Lyle explained, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. It's the latest US technology"

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

Miles lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained:

"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand - picked it up out in Korea"

Royal felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be outdone as dane Kessler is beat by no man.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows at him. Royal glanced around and said:

"Hurdy Gurdy! Wouldja look at dat !! I'm gettin' a fax!"

Wasn't expecting that!

[Kev]

Never heard it before and it was funny

[Cortez The Killer]

I thought this was going to be about the 3 forum members: Lyle, Miles, and Royal (R.I.P.)

[Gandalf]

I felt a bit edgy seeing my name in the thread title knowing some of your threads X!!

Funny as ever

[Kev]

I felt a bit edgy seeing my name in the thread title knowing some of your threads X!!

Funny as ever

Just be grateful you weren't the butt of the joke like Royal. :Moon:

[El Kabong]

....bravo, glad I didn't have a role in the punchline of that joke