"Hello mate , I havent seen you in years!"
"Look why I'm ringing you ; is this new business Im in ,Im wondering if your interested and want to come in on it with me?


My reply here is practiced ..

"Is this the false friends society?


" What do you mean"?

Amway, the false friends that ring you up like they want to catch up again but all they want is your time and your money!


"Oh its not like that, Amway has changed alot you know".

Ok well Im not interested at all and you wont ever ring me back because your being friendly under false pretences aren't you?.

"Ok I better hang up now I think I hear my wife calling.".