anyone have a really good resume, or a really good template?

I can't get a f'in job for the life of me. I don't know if I'm overqualified, underqualified, my resume sucks, or what. but shit, out of work since August.

I uploaded it to theladders.com, a 100k-plus job site since all the normal sites have given me jack shit (I am rather educated wth almost two masters degree -msc and mba) and their free feedback expert said basically it sucks, but to fix it it would be $645. Yeah right. Fuck, why do i get the feelng that it doesn't matter what i would have submitted, it would have been shit.

So i re-did it based on his feedback, but im still waiting.

but i just applied a job in nyc... needed years of experience in science (chemistry) and an mba in finance. It's me to a "t." Got the fingers crossed. Plus it pays a shitload!