So a couple of my mates just turned 18 so me and another mate take em out for their first night in a pub. We hit one pub, have a couple of drinks (i think mainly rum coz that stuff tastes good from the tap ) after being asked for id. Anyway one of the newbies (just turned 18 a couple of days ago) drops his first drink so we are thinkin you know this happens, hes new to the pub. We go to another one but only so one of the newbies can get money from the room hes stayin at. And again the other newbie drops a drink...this time claims to have been tryin to push it or slide it....yeah lol So we make our way to another pub but what just happens to be between us and the pub....SUBWAY! We duck in and get a foot long each and after a bunch of foot long jokes we are on our way to the next pub. We make it and straight away grab a drink and play some pool...no dropped drinks here, pretty uneventful. We hit our last pub which is mainly spent playing the pokies, the first time ive ever played them. Put one dollar into one machine, got 8 back. Put another dollar in another machine, get 7 back. Put another dollar into another machine get 5 back. Talk about fuckin luck, where as my mates next to me are putting 10 bucks in and 20 bucks in and getting shit all back We leave this pub coz one of my mates doesnt like the song (not a very good reason for leavin a pub but meh ). We walk to a gas station, hang a piss then some dickhead drives past that we know so my mate yells out "YA FUCKIN FAGGOT!". They pull over and drive back to us at the gas station. The guy gets out of the passenger seat and starts goin off. I know the driver so im goin to talk to him and im tryin to be nice to the fuckwit who just got out and he goes "shut up fuckwit" ...he called the snakeman a fuckwit! This is all well and good when im sober, but im drunk...this shit aint on. So i keep tryin to be nice and then he goes 'what the fuck did you say" and im like ok this is fuckin it, and he starts sayin shit and walking towards me and i just "DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKER!" and hes shittin himself now so he walks away and tries shit with my mate who tries to avoid shit and just lets him say shit and ignores him, eventually the guy walks off. But the guys gf or something....couldnt tell whether the bitch was his gf or fuckin bf comes over and is whinging about what my mate said and im like "look tell him to get the fuck over it, theres cameras here so he better not do anything. If he wants to do something, he can come around the side and ill punch the fuck out of him " She shut up, i called him some names and he didnt even try shit hehe Got a lift home and now im typing this shit....please forgive my rambling but i am bored