Re: question for guys...
Well, everyone knows the real answer to this, surely? 
You would drive past and follow the bus route in reverse until you found the next bus. You would block the road off with your car and then shoot the driver and all the passengers. This would ensure that you a) had time to follow you plan (more later) and b) the police would be busy for a while.
You'd then return to the bus stop, parking out of sight, and join the bus queue as a punter. Your old friend would recognise you, so you would have to jump on him and beat him to within an inch of his life. You'd be careful to just make him a paraplegic or something, and not to kill him, because by doing so you are saving his life and thus repaying your debt to him.
Turning then to the alleged 'perfect partner', you'd know that she is actually a temptation sent by Lucifer ..... as the 'perfect partner' does not exist. Being a logical bloke, you would grab her by the throat and scream the Exorcism ritual at her over and over until she disappears into thin air. If that doesn't happen, you would know that she is pure evil and you would have to throw her off a nearby cliff just like Jesus did to the possessed swine.
Having done your work, like a good citizen, you would notice that it is still raining, dark and stormy. You have already exerted yourself considerably and wouldn't want to catch a cold, so you would simply skin the old woman alive - she looked as if she was going to die anyway - and use her flayings as an umbrella to get back to your car.
That's clearly the answer ...... I used it at interview this week, but oddly someone else must have said it too as I didn't get the job.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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