Fucked up big time on hol

[themusic]

i was having a smashing holiday with my mates then i meet this Pr bird for one of the clubs that try to flirt with groups of guys to get them in the club....anyway long story short she finishes work and i end up going back to hers banging her lights out (without using a johnny) wake up in the morning with blood stains on my boxers,remembering how baggy she was down there, and ever since worrying that im going to be the next tommy morrision! FUCK


I am shitting my pants!!

[Preme]

Could be worse, you could of taken her back and found out it was a ladyboy...

look at the bright side, if your a goner, least you got some action one last time...

Now run along to the docs and get the test, better now than worrying about it for god knows how long..

[themusic]

na i didnt do to bad on the hol only went for 7 days and managed to get laid 4 times, its just the only time i ddidn't wear anything was the time when the bird was baggy (obviously from the constant pounding from different guys with her working at a young lively nightscene for the summer) bleeding bitch (litrally). to be fair to her though she was fit. Got to wait 12 weeks i think it was before everything will show up on a test.

[Julius Rain]

don't get to stress she might of just been on her monthly period.

[themusic]

na she had one of them matchstick things under her arm so she doesnt get pregnant or periods..not sure what there called,she blamed the blood on that anyway.

[Preme]

pretty sure her blood would need to get into your bloodsteam for you to get HIV anyhow...

Not 100% sure but unless you were cut or had some sort of cut where the blood could of gotten into you got shit all to worry about.

[Julius Rain]

na she had one of them matchstick things under her arm so she doesnt get pregnant or periods..not sure what there called,she blamed the blood on that anyway.

thats weird, i remember this girl that told me she was on Tepo shot or something like that I can't remember. Anyways she would tell me to just finish inside because she was taking that shot and it prevents her from getting pregnant, but she still gets periods. AT times I would get blood on me from her, she would just tell me shes on her period. But now that I think about it, do they still get periods if they are on pregnancy preventing shots? wait she would at times ask question i paid little attention to when she bleeds. Like if i went that deep before, she even ask if I use two fingers on her before....I don't know but I think when the vagina get expanded more it bleeds.

You shouldn't worry too much about it man, you might of just been her biggest thats why she bleed.

[Preme]

can we stop talking about girls bleeding down there please?

thanks

[themusic]

haha i doubt i was her biggest i was bolloxed it was like trying to play snooker with a rope

[BoxingGorilla]

pretty sure her blood would need to get into your bloodsteam for you to get HIV anyhow...

Not 100% sure but unless you were cut or had some sort of cut where the blood could of gotten into you got S*** all to worry about.

Don't believe that hype, Preme. Our pal "the music" is doomed.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

you have HIV and will die of cancer.

Idiots both of you.

[Gandalf]

i was having a smashing holiday with my mates then i meet this Pr bird for one of the clubs that try to flirt with groups of guys to get them in the club....anyway long story short she finishes work and i end up going back to hers banging her lights out (without using a johnny) wake up in the morning with blood stains on my boxers,remembering how baggy she was down there, and ever since worrying that im going to be the next tommy morrision! F***


I am shitting my pants!!

That sounds horrid!! Hope you are okay!!

[Sugar_Shaw]

Could be worse, you could of taken her back and found out it was a ladyboy...look at the bright side, if your a goner, least you got some action one last time...

Now run along to the docs and get the test, better now than worrying about it for god knows how long..

Half way down, I thought he was going to say that she was

[smashup]

you have HIV and will die of cancer.

Idiots both of you.

Missed ya

[CFH]

This is not a good thread to read with a hangover like mine.