Pub battering
Scouser walks into a pub and is approached by a young man.
"Do you want a blowjob?" the young man whispers to the Luverpudlian. The Scouser goes berserk, punching the young man to the ground, stamping on him and then battering him with a handy barstool.
After dragging him off the bleeding puddle that was the young man, the Scouser is asked what the young man said to him that provoked such a furious reaction.
"Dunno, something about a job"
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