Emma was playing golf when .....

[X]

Emma was out golfing one day in Derby, when she hit her ball into the woods. While she was looking for her ball, she came across a frog in a trap. The frog spoke to her and said "If you release me, I will grant you three wishes"

Emma released the frog and the frog said "Thankyou, however, I forgot to mention that whatever you wish for will also be given to your husband ten times more"

Emma said that she wasnt worried and that for her first wish, she would like to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her "Are you sure, as this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him"

"Yes", she said, "As I will be the most beautiful woman, he will only have eyes for me"

For her second wish, she asked to be the richest woman in the world.

Again, the frog reminded her of the conditions. "Your husband will become the richest man in the world" he said.

Emma replied, "What is his is mine, so I do not worry about that"

Finally the frog asked her for her third & final wish....

The woman clearded her throat and said "I would like a mild heart attack please"


The moral of the story........Women are clever. Dont mess with them.

Attention female readers, the joke is now over for you. Stop reading at this point and continue feeling good.



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The man duly had a heart attack.....ten times milder than his wife!

The true moral of the story. Women are really thick, but think they are clever!

Let them continue to think this and enjoy the show!

P.S. If any women are reading at this point, it just goes to show that women never listen!!!

[emma]

why do you do jokes containing my name?. cant you think of another female name.....like ur wifes?.

[The_One77]

yo homie, i think this is becoming a obsession...
Leave the girl alone....i dont think you would like it if someone kept harrasing you over the internet now would we.
Emma's a nice person , dont force her out

[emma]

yo homie, i think this is becoming a obsession...
Leave the girl alone....i dont think you would like it if someone kept harrasing you over the internet now would we.
Emma's a nice person , dont force her out

he aint forcing me out i just think hes a bit sad.

[X]

Sorry Emma - I was only doing it for a bit of a laugh, but I just called up my old posts and it does look a bit internet stalker geeky. I didn't mean it to seem like I was being unkind (even though I did seriously think you were a man at first).

I just used your usename in some jokes to make them seem a bit funnier, didn't appreciate that it actually was your real name. I am not really a sad bastard ... honest (!)

Apologies.... I shall stop it at once!

[emma]

Sorry Emma - I was only doing it for a bit of a laugh, but I just called up my old posts and it does look a bit internet stalker geeky. I didn't mean it to seem like I was being unkind (even though I did seriously think you were a man at first).

I just used your usename in some jokes to make them seem a bit funnier, didn't appreciate that it actually was your real name. I am not really a sad B****** ... honest (!)

Apologies.... I shall stop it at once!

fair enough..i'll forgive you.

[X]

Definitely didn't mean it to come over like harrassing or stalking - only giving you a hard time for a laugh.

Maybe I am not used to the etiquette on these chat forums?

Still, only one way to learn.

[The_One77]

haha...it still made me laugh

[Snakey]

X man you aint impressing emma with these, she only has eyes for smashup

[emma]

X man you aint impressing emma with these, she only has eyes for smashup

no i think you mean kell brook.

[Snakey]

X man you aint impressing emma with these, she only has eyes for smashup

no i think you mean kell brook.

My mistake

[boozeboxer]

Snakey are you going to get your posts back mate? You had like over 5k.