Re: Michael Phelps
		
		
				
				
					
				
		
			
				
					I hate people who can swim properly.
 
I swim pretty muhc every fookin day at lunch and Im sick to death of being overtaken by OAP's and people with missing limbs.
 
I secretly compete with Mrs Memphis.  She potters up and down and Im strugling to keep up, I have to really put in some effort to 'win'
 
She says "you dont have to go slow for me, swim fast if you want to"  I fucking am trying to swim fast godamit!"!!!!
 
I console myself in the knowledge that I could beat any one of them in a fight.....if it came down to it like.
 
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                When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
 
Charley Burley
                        
			
			
		 
	
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