Don't care where you live on this planet the English weather is the shittest by a mile and it's rained near enough every fucking day in London for about 4 weeks now!!
My Mortgage will be paid off in full when in mid fifties so i'm swerving this puddle for a Warm country then sit round my pool getting fat,swiggin beer all day and screwing the missus until my funds run out then i'll send her out to work lol
Works for Saddo