The top 10 things to do before you die prediction thread

[Kev]

Ok a pointless thread but could be fun. You have to pick a Saddo member and based on their online personality come up with their ideal top 10 things to do before they die list.

So for example I've started with Violent D

Violent D

1. Kill a cop
2. Kill a rival ganglord
3. Smuggle boatloads of drugs from one continent to another
4. Start a rap label
5. Pimp out a rival ganglords sister
6. Fund a coup in some small third world country
7. Rob a major banking corporation
8. Arms dealing in Africa
9. Have a threesome with two latino pop or film beauties
10. Develop your own bling range

If anyone else wants to join in pick a member and make a list, could be a good way to take the piss out of each other in this the most festive time of the year

[kingfrnk]

Bilbo

1. stop jacking off
2.have sex
3.have sex with a woman
4.have sex with a woman without a dick
5.get out the house

thats pretty much it. the rest should be smooth sailing.

[Kev]

Bilbo

1. stop jacking off
2.have sex
3.have sex with a woman
4.have sex with a woman without a dick
5.get out the house

thats pretty much it. the rest should be smooth sailing.

Will never happen

[boozeboxer]

Bilbo

1. stop jacking off
2.have sex
3.have sex with a woman
4.have sex with a woman without a dick
5.get out the house

thats pretty much it. the rest should be smooth sailing.

Will never happen

Esp. number 4.

[CutMeMick]

kingfrnk

1. Stop listening to Lil. Wayne
2. Move from Texas
3. Not go on parole
4. Cheer for the Cowboys
5. Stop smoking weed
6. Stop drinking
7. Bet against Paul Williams

[Andre]

For all.

Forgive yourself absolutly everything go back in your mind and redo it all over again and move on,or write them all down and burn them up and move on.

Dismiss nothing, look at stuff from others lives or others forced points of view and have compassion cause you could of fallen into that line of thought just as easy from the same life as theirs.

Stop secretly judging yourself, by stopping judging others personally,but look at the outcome and have the balls to stand against the darkside and fear nothing from its stolen power.

If your held up or fukked up in some way, think of it like you just got stopped from having an accident and smile instead and relax cause it works out anyway late or early no difference when tommorow comes or next week its over.

Be thankfull for all the things that have brought you to this point in your life both good and bad.

Allow others their glory, but stand up for what is just.

Watch your timing in everything, dont push it along with thought.

If you hate something in others its because you fully relate to it yourself from past experience ,stop that; by growing past it like leaving all your waste behind you.

Watch what you think all the time, so that you control your thoughts instead of them controlling you so you steal all your time back off of it.

Anything you want to change outside of you, then change it in you first.

Carry no extra lugggage, but give freely.

Dont create friction within yourself friction creates dis ease; except it fully as fast as you can, learn why its there and move forwards from it and it will flee from you. Love it and there is no friction.

Love whatever it is you do.

Embrace change.

[kingfrnk]

kingfrnk

1. Stop listening to Lil. Wayne
2. Move from Texas
3. Not go on parole
4. Cheer for the Cowboys
5. Stop smoking weed
6. Stop drinking
7. Bet against Paul Williams

i would stop listening to wayne before i cheer for the cowboys

[Youngblood]

For all.

Dont create friction within yourself friction creates dis ease; except it fully as fast as you can, learn why its there and move forwards from it and it will flee from you. Love it and there is no friction.

as an addendum, cause as much horizontal friction with girlie girls as possible, preferably snug fitting and large firm breasted ones. And wear a rubber. But don't dismiss splunking her...sometimes they like that I am finding.

Yes...it's been a good holiday so far!

[BoxingGorilla]

10. Call 911
9. Burn all your possesions so no one else can enjoy them.
8. Log onto Saddo's and let everyone know why you won't be making anymore predictions.
7. Frame Bilbo for murder by writing "Bilbo did it." in your own blood.
6. Pet your puppy. No. An actually Puppy, Clubber.
5. Refill all your medications
4. Hope that the life that flashes before your eyes is CutMeMick's.
3. Change your undies.
2. Rub hand sanitizer all over your body.
1. Pray/Have a panic attack.

P.S. I picked myself.

[Andre]

10. Call 911
9. Burn all your possesions so no one else can enjoy them.
8. Log onto Saddo's and let everyone know why you won't be making anymore predictions.
7. Frame Bilbo for murder by writing "Bilbo did it." in your own blood.
6. Pet your puppy. No. An actually Puppy, Clubber.
5. Refill all your medications
4. Hope that the life that flashes before your eyes is CutMeMick's.
3. Change your undies.
2. Rub hand sanitizer all over your body.
1. Pray/Have a panic attack.

P.S. I picked myself.

Funny man. cool stuff.

I hope its a long life that flashes past us and all the good stuff we get to relive in like real time. (then it would feel like we just had two lives).

[brucelee]

For Bilbo:


1. Call all family members
2. Ask forgiveness to all he caused pains especially to all the girls he promised marriage.
3. Start a thread about giving the clan leadership to me
4. Make a thread with a title: "The top 10 things to do before you die prediction thread"
5. Make a poem dedicated to Julius Rain and Brucelee
6. Donate all his books to brucelee ( in case you plan of doing this, i'll give you my full name and my address)
7. Rename his beneficiariy to brucelee (to my real name)
8. Buy brucelee some gadgets.... I love electronic gadgets!!!!
9. Buy a two way ticket for brucelee to attend bilbo's funeral.
10. Last but not the least, ask sorry to God for watching all those porn movies and for being lustful.


sorry Bilb's. Peace bro.


You brought this post to yourself for starting this thread.

[Violent Demise]

kel list

1- Make my bed every day so mom don't yell
2- Limit playing Atari from 15 hours a day to 10
3- Convince dad to have my 25th birthday party at the zoo
4- Stop looking at guys dikks when they pee (that's going to be hard)
5- Try and talk to girls.
6- Save up money to buy a bike. Getting tired of bus riding
7- Stop crying every time dad gets mad and yells at me
8- Get a job. $10 dollars a week allowance not enough no more
9- Work up the courage to to tell mom that the noise her head makes when it bangs the head board is getting to loud. It's keeping me awake
10- Log on to Saddo and hope Violent D is not telling everybody the truth about me

[CGM]

ok , Cut Me Mick, before he dies, wants to, in no particular order...

1. Bone Jessica Alba
2. Bone Maria Conchita Alonzo
3. Bone Salma Hayek
4. Have his dick enshrined in some hall of fame somewhere.
5. Write a book about his experiences licking arseholes
6. Become moderator of a Saddo's bulletin board called "how to make love to a woman"
7. Smoke his pipe.
8. Manufacture his own line of fruit flavored lubricants
9. more of the same.
10. more of the same.

[OumaFan]

Bilbo's gonna confront that little girl down the street one of these days.

I also think he should wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom, put his hands on his cheeks and scream "aaaaahhh"

I don't know, for some reason he reminds me of Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone

I can't think of ten for anybody really. Except maybe a few people I don't like but I don't feel like being mean.