TKO Friday gag

[Mark TKO]

Was round at a neighbour's house earlier. Noticed they had a large advent calendar on the wall.

I really think those things are on their way out you know - their days are certainly numbered anyway.

[ghengis cant]

Girl in pub asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies, so i gave her one up the arse and came over her face and tits !! Judging by her reaction she doesn,t watch the same movies as me

[Wadeb_21]

Girl in pub asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies, so i gave her one up the arse and came over her face and tits !! Judging by her reaction she doesn,t watch the same movies as me

This cracked me up lol

[Andre]

Vaginas are the bestest , Unlike other things;
when fukked they still work ok!

[smashup]

What does Dr Who have with his pizza?


















Dalek bread

[ghengis cant]

I fucked a girl with brittle bone disease last night ! What a little cracker she was

[X]

Bored? Simply sneak into your local hospital, find someone who looks a bit worried in the waiting area and then walk up to them and say, "I'm terribly sorry - we lost him."