A pheasant ran out in front of me to day i hit it at 85mph its left a massive dent in my car gonna cost me £200 to get it fixed. I am so p***ed off.
A pheasant ran out in front of me to day i hit it at 85mph its left a massive dent in my car gonna cost me £200 to get it fixed. I am so p***ed off.
What was a pheasant doing in your car??
Psalm 144: Blessed be the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle
I guess one could say that you were "Pheasantly Surprised"![]()
YouPeasant fukker, pleasant plucker, Pheasant fukker pheasant plucker
Did you eat it?
Road Kill Barbeque Yum Yum
One time a buddy of mine hit a beaver on a road (it is rare to hit a beaver), and then the next day his girlfriends father went by the same place and a vulture (buzzard) who was eating on it was there and tried to fly away and ended up going through his windshield.
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds!![]()
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