Tired of this economy talk.
Lets stop talking about the economy and just be prepared that this is how things are going to stay. Killer is right, people don't save and are really stupid.
Some thoughts from Booze:
a. Why are people so happy about new cars? New cars instantly depreciate. Nothing says you are defeated and have bought in more than being proud of a $30,000 car and spending most of your available money on it. You wash it are so proud of it. Blah blah blah. 2 years it will be just an ordinary hag, like your ex that was 2 years older than you.
If you really had wealth you would be driving a maybach and treating it like what it is: just fucking transportation. Or if you are truly wealthy you would drive just an ordinary, dependable car. Men have an insatiable appetite for goods and services, that is why they are slaves.
Also people that put "BONNEVILLE" or "SOME OTHER SHIT CAR STICKER BECAUSE YOUR SHIT CAR IS LIKE EVERYONE ELSES SHIT CAR" on the back to tell it apart from every other shit car out there.
New cars also perpetuate something else: high insurance. Insurance companies are raping and pillaging every single second and no one cares. Just pay them the money because your broke ass spent so much on your rapidly depreciating car that you couldn't bear having it totalled. You couldn't absorb the loss yourself.
b. Why do people have children? Unless super wealthy, why the fuck would you want children? One ticket to not acquiring wealth is having a bunch of kids. Let's get a fucking minivan and drive those loud little fuckers around.
Better yet, why don't we time the trip to the grocery store for when Boozeboxer goes shopping. I swear to god if another little toothless fucker with a spongebob shirt on gives me shit I am going to run over him with a buggy. Then the parents take up for them like i was throwing jello shots and aborted kids at the Pope on the way to Chemo therapy. Speaking of abortion: some of these fuckers are candidates for it, like a post-abortion surgery 5 years after birth.
c. Insurance companies are pushing this seatbelt law shit. They want to take EVERY FUCKING THING WE OWN and have us living in FUCKING PODS so they can take ALL OUR FUCKING MONEY. We are just like sheep. AND NO ONE BUT ME AND SPICOLI GIVES A LIVING FUCK.
d. Animal rights people. Cuddly fucking baby seals. Give me a break. These are the same people that are drinking water out of bottles just keeping pollutants pumping in the air. It's pretty damn easy to knock fur coats when you live in balmy L.A.
I saw a coffee cup "wrapper" (this cardboard thing around a cellophane coffee cup) that was describing everything that the company was doing to save the world: If you really gave a shit would you be wasting the paper on a completely unnecessary disposable article. Give me a fucking break. THese pricks.
e. Youtube comments. Why has democracy failed? Why would a nuclear holocaust not be that bad?? Just read some youtube comments sometime. People that think they are smart. Think they are artsy. Don't want to conform. Think they are so unique and 'above it.' IF THEY WERE SO FUCKING 'ABOVE IT,' WOULD THEY BE WASTING TIME POSTING YOUTUBE COMMENTS? FUCK NO. Hemingway once said that real artists didn't have time to read the critics.
f. Dance music. I swear women ruin fucking everything, or more accurately, men bowing down to every whim of the female ruin it. Lets take a bar that would be really fun to get drunk with your friends and play some gay fucking wack dance music just so a couple of dumb skanks who burn me with their cigarettes as they come stumbling by will dance.
g. Flakes. People that say they are going to do something, and then don't. I swear 2 nights ago I was at this bar and wanted to go to another bar and play shuffleboard. I asked a friend if he wanted to go and he said, "sure let's get out of here. I don't like this bar." Then he starts talking to this ugly fake ass girl thats face wanted to make me puke. The only thing that distinguished her from the 5 girls with her was her gay ass fucking name. Then I tabbed out and said, "I'm ready to go." He then says, "I am staying here, I never said I wanted to leave." "I said YOU FUCKING FLAKE, NO WONDER I DONT LIKE YOU. NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS. NO WONDER WHEN YOU ARE DYING AND WANT A BLOOD TRANSFUSION NO ONE WILL SUPPLY YOUR FAKE ASS WITH ANY." Then he truly acted hurt. Give me a break.
Last edited by boozeboxer; 06-28-2009 at 03:53 PM.
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