Valero thread reminded me of what i heard today on another suicide

[Andre]

At my father in laws wake today someone tells me they have another funeral to go to later this week in the same country area: Their mate cut his own head off with a chain saw. Bastard did it in his best mates shed and his mates wife found him!

Never heard of that one before!!

[FTMatty]

Was he some sort of contortionist??

[Nameless]

At my father in laws wake today someone tells me they have another funeral to go to later this week in the same country area: Their mate cut his own head off with a chain saw. Bastard did it in his best mates shed and his mates wife found him!

Never heard of that one before!!

..... That's what I call a decided man.

[Gandalf]

No, never heard of that one before. I'm impressed that he got the whole way through without dying. It wouldn't pay to be laying there dead with only half a head hanging on.

[HattonTheHammer]

theres suicidal and then just stupid

thats gotta hurt

[ono]

He's off his head that lad...

[Andre]

Through the jugular going flat out, it just pulled its way right through apparently ! Emptied all his blood out ,you can imagine the scene.
Dude had a great family was 53, did it all over giving up a good job moving away ,hating the new job,moving back into his old area and being demoted after he thought he would walk back into his old position.
Dick head was sooking about it and let the thoughts grow out of proportion, instead of thinking oh my original job will come up again and they'll slot me back in..

[Andre]

Was he some sort of contortionist??

Turned the saw upside down and went through the side of his neck MAtt!