Volcanic eruption
We were supposed to fly to Egypt on holiday early tomorrow morning .... its been a tough year, we are tired, moved to an area we dint like because of work ...... been looking forward to a weeks scuba diving in the Red Sea along with my brother and his wife.
Oops - I clearly forgot to factor in an eruption of the Eyjafjallajoekull ( and that's real) Icelandic Supervolcano, which this morning went medieval and belched out millions of tonnes of silica ash ..... grounding every single jet aircraft in Western Europe.
Insurance company won't pay out as they classify it as an 'act of God'. So this has cost a shitload of money that we wont get back. Of course, cant get through to HAL9000 at the tarvel company's Bombay service centre.
I even paid £115 to put my cats in a cattery, that it looks like we dont need.
If anyone feels pissed off ....... ever, please contact me and I will put your fury into context.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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