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10 Types of Women All Men Should Bang
by AckLaxBro | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 at 1:03pm | 25 comments - 18797 reads Let me start this article off by saying, I know, you should bang all women: as many as possible, as often as possible. However, there are certain women that fit into certain stereotypes that there’s just something about them that really adds to the appeal of getting them in the sack. This could be a job title, age, etc. Whatever the reason, make sure you don’t pass up these chicks if you ever get the chance to stick it to 'em — especially if you're following Waffles' advice and staying single this summer. In no particular order, here are 10 types of girls that you should want to sleep with.
1. Your Buddy's Sister
Everyone has that friend with the hot sister. She could be older, she could be younger, but she sure as hell is hot. I do recommend sleeping with her; I do not, however, recommend letting your friend know about it. Some things are better left in the bed and unsaid.
2. Your Ex’s Sister
Similar to the friend’s sister, but still different. From experience, I can tell you that there is no better way to get back at an ex than by banging her sister. It will piss her off so much more than if you just slept around with all her friends, which will make sex with her sister that much better.
3. A Really Slutty Girl
As guys, we get most of our images of sex from porn. The problem is, most girls aren’t willing to try ATM (come to think of it, most aren’t willing to even try the A in ATM), or other freaky things like that. If there’s one girl willing to let you try something you saw in that YouPorn video you were watching last night, though, it’s your classic slut. Odds are she also knows a few neat tricks of her own in bed that your penis will be better off having experienced a time or two. Keep in my mind that since she is a slut, she’s slayed a lot of guys before you, and you’ll want to make sure you wrap it before you tap it. Safety first.
4. A MILF
When I say MILF, I don’t mean the teenage/early twenties mom who is single, broke, and desperate for attention from someone other than her two-year-old baby. Find the cougar, the hot older mom whose child is old enough to take care of himself. Better yet, find one of your friends’ moms and give her a ride on your tool.
5. A Woman in Position of Power
This woman could be a few things: boss, teacher, cop, your RA, the list goes on. In most cases she’ll be older than you and be in a position of authority over you. No one wants to have to listen to a woman all day (unless she’s asking what kind of bread you want in your sandwich) so switching roles in the bedroom will make for much needed relief. Let her work under you for a change.
6. Your Female Roommate
This may seem to only apply to guys with female roommates, but actually it applies to all of us. Here’s how: every guy out there would love to have a female roommate: Why? Well, besides the fact that they cook and clean, you can also have sex with them. If you have the roommate, you want to bang her. If you don’t have the roommate, you want the roommate so you can bang her. It’s a pretty self-explanatory concept.
7. The Annoying Girl
We’ve all met her. You’re in class together, she won’t shut up, and her voice is kind of annoying on top of it. However, she is sort of cute and that is a pretty tight body she has. Not only do you want a go with this annoying one, but you want to really take it to her. The hot, sweaty kind of sex that she won’t be able to walk the next day because you were going hard deep the whole time to keep her from talking and to teach her a lesson.
8. Daddy’s Girl
She’s rich, loves her overprotective dad, drives a Beamer, et cetera. Just think of the satisfaction to be had of taking daddy’s little “princess” to bed and letting her S your D and blowing a load on her face or down her throat. This is another example of the girl you just want to do dirty things to and bang her into tomorrow.
9. The Thick Girl
Although you may not want to admit it, secretly you do. I’m not talking about a whale or anything like that, but your more average-sized girl with a cute face and a giant rack. You know you want to see those DD’s bouncing around while you bang her and see if she really does give better head.
10. The Gymnast
This girl can contort her body into crazy positions, and she does it in public wearing only a spandex leotard. How is that not supposed to arouse a guy and make him wonder exactly how she’ll look naked in that position and what other kinds of kinky positions she can get into in the bedroom?
If you’ve got other types of girls that are a real treat in the sack, leave them in the comments below. I realize this list could be much longer.
Keep your tips wet.
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