What to do?

[0james0]

The mrs has gone to Gran Caneria on a girly one with her sister and co for a few days, so I'm holding the fort up by myself. The two kids have been pretty easy, so it's not stressful at all.

Normally when I've got the house to myself I can indulge in plenty of me things uninterrupted. But I've watched so much football, boxing and action films over the last couple of days I'm running out of stuff to do!

Just wondering, what do you get up to when you are home alone? (I'm sure there are plenty of obvious answers for a lot of you dirty pervs!)

[Andre]

Zero of the stuff she would want you to do, until about an hour before she returns.