Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
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Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
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I do not believe in Valentines as everyday in my household is valentine day. Plus I am a tight git.
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And besides... Blow up dolls don't like candy.Originally Posted by Master
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True and are far less demanding and not high maintenance.And besides... Blow up dolls don't like candy.
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A holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
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A holiday maliciously created to make unromantic people extremely embarrassed and shown up.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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A few years back a friend of mine went all out for Valentine's Day; covered his place is roses bought jewelry, the whole shot. His girl loved and wondered, since he'd done this much already, he had planned for the 14th.
Yep...misread the calendar.
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i bought my girl a belt and a bag. she prob wont be real impressed, knowing her. but atleast she'll be able to work that vacuum now.
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Funny stuff fellas
Guy Falks night / Valantines day same things for me really both end in a bang.
Exploding black roses,now theres an idea!
And Hallmark keeps raking in the cash and romantic-comedies and chick flicks still get made....horrible dayA holiday maliciously created to make unromantic people extremely embarrassed and shown up.
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They get me on Christmas and mothers day. But not Valentines. All 3 started dropping hints about what I'm a be getting them last week. Answer? Not a damn thing. Y'all want gifts? Go find a boyfriend. Time to let your babies daddy get some peace and rest.
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I eventually folded and bought a 55p love heart cake from Greggs.
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Time to party alone for a few days!
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I got 24 roses :0) he got layed !!
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How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
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