all together now
Rudolf the red nose reindeer,
all together now
Rudolf the red nose reindeer,
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
Had a very shiny knob
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
And if you ever saw him, he would stick it in your gob.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
they never let poor Rudolph
shag any of the dames.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
..then one spunky christmas eve.......
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
Santa got the horn
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
"Rudolph with your Knob so bright,
won't you guide my porn tonight?"
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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