Poking The Fire

[Dia bando]

About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.

[Beanz]

About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.

Maybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.

[Dia bando]

About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.

Maybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.

Mind you you could call him lucky, because he was the one having load's of sex mind you come to
think of it after10 pint's they did not look to bad.!

[El Kabong]

About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.

Maybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.

So you say you're from England eh?

[Dia bando]

About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.

Maybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.

So you say you're from England eh?

Lyle you are only jealous, ugly women need love as well.

[El Kabong]

No, I'm not jealous...just being America I only have a vague idea of what "munter" might mean...though I have heard "minger" before. Just making fun of the vocabulary


I certainly understand the thought process behind bedding the ugly ones....it's that same thought process that leads people to drink 40's of Olde English to get drunk.

[Dia bando]

No, I'm not jealous...just being America I only have a vague idea of what "munter" might mean...though I have heard "minger" before. Just making fun of the vocabulary


I certainly understand the thought process behind bedding the ugly ones....it's that same thought process that leads people to drink 40's of Olde English to get drunk.

Lyle my mate was just being a Christian , I am not much of A Christian they were to fucking ugly for me he was just doing a good deed,

[Dia bando]

The best bit about this when I am out and about I still see some of these women he was poking,
age has not been kind, to them I no he had no taste but he was getting more sex than most people I no.

[Master]

You have go to have some standards and it seems your mate would shag anything with a pulse. Unlike Brock.

[Dia bando]

You have go to have some standards and it seems your mate would shag anything with a pulse. Unlike Brock.

Yes I no I have standards

[Beanz]

No, I'm not jealous...just being America I only have a vague idea of what "munter" might mean...though I have heard "minger" before. Just making fun of the vocabulary


I certainly understand the thought process behind bedding the ugly ones....it's that same thought process that leads people to drink 40's of Olde English to get drunk.

Munter is what you call a bird who is gopping,minging,or hanging. If she is really fit,tasty,and cute then she is referred to as being lush.

[El Kabong]

No, I'm not jealous...just being America I only have a vague idea of what "munter" might mean...though I have heard "minger" before. Just making fun of the vocabulary


I certainly understand the thought process behind bedding the ugly ones....it's that same thought process that leads people to drink 40's of Olde English to get drunk.

Munter is what you call a bird who is gopping,minging,or hanging. If she is really fit,tasty,and cute then she is referred to as being lush.

...Well, "Cheerio"...I guess

[Dia bando]

My I ask any of you lot ever pocked a ugly one, you no it's good for cleansing your soul all them bad mistakes out in the open.!

[Master]

No, only shag fit women, they may be bitches inside but on the outside they are fine, all 2 of them.

[Dia bando]

No, only shag fit women, they may be bitches inside but on the outside they are fine, all 2 of them.

I remember walking this girl home, seen here in the pub she was a babe but she would put here hand over her mouth when she was laughing odd.!
On the way home in the chip shop, that's when I saw why she put her hand over here mouth, fuck she had bad teeth man they were black and she had some missing.
Up to then I did fancy swapping spit with her,I said I need a piss off I went home never to she her again,
fuck them teeth I could not.