Proof that females are devil's creatures...

[GOAT]

Situation 1:
She's mad at you because you orgasmed after two minutes, claiming that you don't love her.

Situation 2:
She's mad at you because you banged her for two hours, claiming that you don't find her attractive.



Now post yours.

[Gandalf]

I don't experience those situations. Sex is one of my redeeming qualities and I have manners.

[El Kabong]

[GOAT]

I don't experience those situations. Sex is one of my redeeming qualities and I have manners.

Oh pardon sir, I see...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Yeah so fuck you!!

[GOAT]

Yeah so fuck you!!

I assume we're allowed to use strong words now, are we?

[0james0]

She moans because I've not done the dishes.

She moans because I've not stacked them correctly/ cleaned them properly.



You can also substitute this example for anything cleaning related. Ironing paticularly.

[Andre]

She moans because I've not done the dishes.

She moans because I've not stacked them correctly/ cleaned them properly.



You can also substitute this example for anything cleaning related. Ironing paticularly.

She has you ironing? Thats a bit extreme.

Funny really they love letting us know which way the wind blows and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork. So what if its a broken and dusty clock suck it up princess. (thats vacuum cleaner talk).

[Beanz]

I have always ironed my own clothes because I have high standards to maintain and a public who expects. Seriously though I think when it comes to moaning women are genetically gifted. I do a lot of housework because it us difficult to things like ironing with one arm, but the Mrs still manages to insist that I stack the dishwasher incorrectly, or never load the dishwasher, put the mugs away all wrong, etc. It is like a game of Jenga that will always collapse however well you build it.

[GOAT]

She moans because I've not done the dishes.

She moans because I've not stacked them correctly/ cleaned them properly.



You can also substitute this example for anything cleaning related. Ironing paticularly.

and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork.

Spot on! Sometimes they're just there to throw some spanner in the works.

[0james0]

She moans because I've not done the dishes.

She moans because I've not stacked them correctly/ cleaned them properly.



You can also substitute this example for anything cleaning related. Ironing paticularly.

She has you ironing? Thats a bit extreme.

Funny really they love letting us know which way the wind blows and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork. So what if its a broken and dusty clock suck it up princess. (thats vacuum cleaner talk).

I'm so bad at it, I'm generally banned from ironing!

[Ghost]

Currently I do the washing, drying, dishes, sweep the floors, change the linen on the beds, cooking, cut the grass, take out the garbage, the grocery shopping, pay the bills.

Don't do ironing.

[Andre]

Know the feeling Im quiet at work at the moment and my misses is out working, she came home the other day and called me her domestic bitch .

[El Kabong]

[Master]

She moans because I've not done the dishes.

She moans because I've not stacked them correctly/ cleaned them properly.



You can also substitute this example for anything cleaning related. Ironing paticularly.

She has you ironing? Thats a bit extreme.

Funny really they love letting us know which way the wind blows and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork. So what if its a broken and dusty clock suck it up princess. (thats vacuum cleaner talk).

I'm so bad at it, I'm generally banned from ironing!

That is a good way of getting out of doing any of the chores by deliberately doing them wrong. My wife does the same when she wants some decorating done by deliberating ripping the wall paper.