Hilarious beer commercial

[IamInuit]

[Master]

There is a joke from Bill Hicks which is very much in this frame. About would you suck a dick for $1 million, he said he would because he would buy $60,000 of mouth wash after.

[TitoFan]

$60,000...... mouthwash
$250,000.... therapy sessions
$100,000.... payment for "suckee" to keep mouth shut
$40,000...... one year of hooker visits for "mental cleansing"
$500,000.... income taxes (the "suckee" would claim it as an expense)
$45,000...... bribe to IRS to keep its mouth shut ("source of income was what?!?")
$4,900....... disguise, to walk down street unrecognized


The poor bloke would actually net about $100.