What's not to like !

[Dia bando]

I like Van Dame because he's a honest lunatic, I don't like Segal because he's a nob.
I like Steak because it tastes good, I hate whelks they taste like shit.
I like car's , but I don't like BMW drivers.
I like fish and chips, I hate chips cheese, and gravy what a mixture.
I like football, I hate golf more excitement watching paint drying.
What's not to like plenty.

[Gandalf]

I like Hitchcock because he gave us modernity plus duality, I don't like Cameron he gave only modernity and character simplicity.
I like chicken in a variety of forms, I will never eat sea food as it is plain ugly.
I don't like my car, but I am a better driver than all others.
I like chips minus the fish, I like roast minus the green and orange monstrosities.
I like boxing, I hate basketball.

It is a strange thread structure, but I almost got it.

[Master]

I like Stallone because he is cool, I too do not like Segal because he's a tool.
I like chicken because it tastes nice, I hate nevus cuisine because of the price.
I like women, but I am tied down.
I like children, but they do make a lot of sound.
I like boxing, I hate F1 watching grass grow is more fun.
What's not to like plenty.

[Beanz]

I like VanGogh because he's a honest lunatic, I don't like Seagulls because they are shite hawks
I like Steak because it replaces blood, the sea is a pantry cos I is a Janner
I love Art , but I don't like Social Networking
I like Tits and hips, I hate leather chaps cheese, and gravy what a mixture.
I lick footballs, I hate golf more, excitement ? watching paint dying.
What's not to like about Michal Bentine ?