What would u do with it? Lets say a car full of criminals were on the run and decided to dump the stash and shit happened to land right in front of you..
What would u do with it? Lets say a car full of criminals were on the run and decided to dump the stash and shit happened to land right in front of you..
Assuming there would be no chance I was seen taking it? The only thing I'd worry about is finding people who could sell a bunch of cocaine without ripping me off, and then give me some advice on my mutual funds.
Otherwise I'd just spend all the money on guns and booze, then cook all the cocaine into straight crack, and lock myself in a room fiending my enormous pile of rocks until they came and tried to take it back. What else could you do really.
I would put it on my mortgage and say I had been saving since I was an infant!
Then I'd sell the coke and and do my house up so it doesn't come out my pocket and boom sell the house get a cheaper house and have no mortgage and then life is easy and I can work part time and have money.
To me holidays are a way the government get you to think you are getting away only to come back to the norm slave tax life.
Terrorism is a clever way of taking the working mans eye off the government and tax world
Snort/smoke coke, spend the money on more coke to snort/smoke
Firstly id test the quality of the coke and if it was rocket fuel id cut it 3-4 times over making its value treble then make some calls and shift it sharpish, once my mates caught wind of it there would be a 3 day party and it would get snorted with ease :-)
Depending on the amount of money id save a load but spend a few grand in Selfidges in the designer clothes department then spend the winter in Goa or Thailand chilling In a hammock and partying all night every night.
Find out who the criminals were and return their property.
For every story told that divides us, I believe there are a thousand untold that unite us.
Are there any suckers here who would take the bag to the police station? Lol
As somebody mentioned, cutting that shit up for bigger profit is a good idea but I wouldnt want to keep that in my position for too long...
I would sell the drug as fast as possible without the extra work and invest the money..
Roll up one of the notes out of the bag do a line and and make a decision.
Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayinEither way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.
Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunionI'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.
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