Blonde kidnaps kid

[Mark TKO]

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck decides to raise cash by kidnapping a child and holding them for ransom.

She goes to the local playground, grabs a kid randomly and takes them to one side saying "I've kidnapped you."

She then writes a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 10,000 pounds in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pins the note to the kid's shirt and sends him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checks, and sure enough, a paper bag is sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looks in the bag and finds 10,000 pounds along with a note saying "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

[beds]

hahaha my gfs blonde

the other day i said as a joke, why dont we get a tarantula as a pet and she went noooooooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy have you not seen that film 8 legged freaks